ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,524
:lol:

AlexJuventino: Give me the Velma, please.
Barber: I'm sorry, the what?
AJ: The Velma, from Scooby Doo.
Barber: The Vel...the nerdy girl with glasses?!
AJ: Uhh yea dipshit, that one.
Barber: Are you sure, son? Not sure if that's the right look for you.
AJ: Hey man, I appreciate your opinion but I want the Velma. I think it gives me a sophisticated, smart, yet youthful look. I am trying to become a widely known sports guru and am already quite involved in a certain community.
Barber: A sports guru?
AJ: Yeah, I basically predict the transfer market of soccer based on research I do. The Velma look will make me seem like I crunch numbers and shit to arrive to conclusions when all I do is post rumors I get from Italian sites I google translate. The community doesn't take me seriously and there's this Canadian asshole called Mark they do. Really trying to show him up and become the best.
Barber: So you think looking like a cartoon character from a show about a talking dog will help you achieve that?
AJ: Jinkies! Will you just cut my fucking hair?!
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,247
:lol:

AlexJuventino: Give me the Velma, please.
Barber: I'm sorry, the what?
AJ: The Velma, from Scooby Doo.
Barber: The Vel...the nerdy girl with glasses?!
AJ: Uhh yea dipshit, that one.
Barber: Are you sure, son? Not sure if that's the right look for you.
AJ: Hey man, I appreciate your opinion but I want the Velma. I think it gives me a sophisticated, smart, yet youthful look. I am trying to become a widely known sports guru and am already quite involved in a certain community.
Barber: A sports guru?
AJ: Yeah, I basically predict the transfer market of soccer based on research I do. The Velma look will make me seem like I crunch numbers and shit to arrive to conclusions when all I do is post rumors I get from Italian sites I google translate. The community doesn't take me seriously and there's this Canadian asshole called Mark they do. Really trying to show him up and become the best.
Barber: So you think looking like a cartoon character from a show about a talking dog will help you achieve that?
AJ: Jinkies! Will you just cut my fucking hair?!
:lol: @AlexJuventino
 
Jul 20, 2012
20,044
:lol:

AlexJuventino: Give me the Velma, please.
Barber: I'm sorry, the what?
AJ: The Velma, from Scooby Doo.
Barber: The Vel...the nerdy girl with glasses?!
AJ: Uhh yea dip$#@!, that one.
Barber: Are you sure, son? Not sure if that's the right look for you.
AJ: Hey man, I appreciate your opinion but I want the Velma. I think it gives me a sophisticated, smart, yet youthful look. I am trying to become a widely known sports guru and am already quite involved in a certain community.
Barber: A sports guru?
AJ: Yeah, I basically predict the transfer market of soccer based on research I do. The Velma look will make me seem like I crunch numbers and $#@! to arrive to conclusions when all I do is post rumors I get from Italian sites I google translate. The community doesn't take me seriously and there's this Canadian asshole called Mark they do. Really trying to show him up and become the best.
Barber: So you think looking like a cartoon character from a show about a talking dog will help you achieve that?
AJ: Jinkies! Will you just cut my $#@!ing hair?!
I'll admit, I was laughing my ass off.
 

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