What Are You Doing Right Now? (236 Viewers)

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[Dostoevsky]

Ewan McGregor is great.

 

[Völler]

Ewan McGregor is great.

 

[Dostoevsky]

... not that great, ffs.

 

[Völler]

... not that great, ffs.

You sure?

 

[Dostoevsky]

I don't want him to fuck my face, otherwise we're good to go!

 

[Völler]

I don't want him to fuck my face, otherwise we're good to go!

Nothing wrong in wanting him to caress your face.

 

[swag]

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Just realized that I want to be scottish. They are so brilliant. Watch from 08:04 :biggrin:

Just realized I want nothing to do with Scotland.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nothing wrong in wanting him to caress your face.

I love it when dudes Schweinsteiger my face, used to make me volpi, but now the nesta juice starts to flow.

 

[Bozi]

Just realized I want nothing to do with Scotland.

To be fair neither do Rangers* or Celtic fans

*theclubformerlyknownasRangers

 

[Nzoric]

Feeling like the biggest piece of shit in the world right about now.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Feeling like the biggest piece of shit in the world right about now.

Does it have anything to do with your girlfriend?

 

[Nzoric]

Does it have anything to do with your girlfriend?

Da. I sort of broke up with her in a moment of panick. Time to hit the beer.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Da. I sort of broke up with her in a moment of panick. Time to hit the beer.

What happened exactly?

 

[Nzoric]

What happened exactly?

We were having a beer after work after we spent last night together. I was dead tired and it felt like we were running out of conversation. Suddenly I got an overwhelming urge to get the fuck out of there, like a bomb was just waiting to go off. So I apologized and told her that I think we should call off date day and that I'll call her tomorrow. She couldn't really figure out what was happening and started crying.

Now I'm home wondering what the fuck just happened.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Time to hit the beer.

Good. I will do it too. I lack sleep and have to get up early tomorrow, but not drinking is so goddamn depressing.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

We were having a beer after work after we spent last night together. I was dead tired and it felt like we were running out of conversation. Suddenly I got an overwhelming urge to get the fuck out of there, like a bomb was just waiting to go off. So I apologized and told her that I think we should call off date day and that I'll call her tomorrow. She couldn't really figure out what was happening and started crying.

Now I'm home wondering what the fuck just happened.

I mean... just....

 

[swag]

To be fair neither do Rangers* or Celtic fans

*theclubformerlyknownasRangers

But that's not just Scotland, that's the human species.

Of course, I'd love to visit the Boz.

Feeling like the biggest piece of shit in the world right about now.

Are you talking two hands with a plastic baggie, or more scoop with a shovel?

 

[Nzoric]

Good. I will do it too. I lack sleep and have to get up early tomorrow, but not drinking is so goddamn depressing.

Amen. If we both continue like this I think we'll become best buds at Tagensborg Bodega in about 15 years time.

I mean... just....

I can understand how it may seem funny, but it's shit

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I can understand how it may seem funny, but it's shit

I know I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help it. I can't understand why you'd walk out.