Hængebøffer

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Jun 4, 2009
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ßöмßäяðîëя;4489427 said:
I hate that shit too. I genuinely hope obese office workers all die in their cars of carbon monoxide poisoning.
I almost laughed out loud, when she slipped and falled in the kitchen yesterday. Of course she couldn't do anything afterwards, but today it wasn't a problem since she was out bowling with some of the kids.
 

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ßöмßäяðîëя;4489427 said:
I hate that shit too. I genuinely hope obese office workers all die in their cars of carbon monoxide poisoning.
Or a tectonic shift in their thigh folds causes office equipment to fall from the shelves and smother them.
 

Fint

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Man, I hate some of my co-workers after todays meeting. Not only do they lack professional competence, one of them was straight up lying. What a fat dumb bitch. It's just too much "we always do/have done it like this" and lack of a normative approach.
It's a pity there isn't an allocated time within every employment where you can lash out at a work colleague and let them know what you think of them.

There's this lazy shit working for us currently who has a grudge against me because I'm being pushed for a promotion by management, whereas he thinks he deserves it more. I wouldn't hold it against him, only for the fact that he has no initiative or motivation to do anything other then show up for work.

If there was just half an hour allotted every week where I could beat him relentlessly with some pool balls in a sock :)
 

Hængebøffer

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It's a pity there isn't an allocated time within every employment where you can lash out at a work colleague and let them know what you think of them.

There's this lazy shit working for us currently who has a grudge against me because I'm being pushed for a promotion by management, whereas he thinks he deserves it more. I wouldn't hold it against him, only for the fact that he has no initiative or motivation to do anything other then show up for work.

If there was just half an hour allotted every week where I could beat him relentlessly with some pool balls in a sock :)
Problem is that I'm new and they've been working there for many years + they live in the same area and know most of the kids parents.

At some point I'll go semi Zach on them, but fortunately everything is going to change of the summer vacation and they'll be in shock, if they realize things are going to change drastically.
 

Fint

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Problem is that I'm new and they've been working there for many years + they live in the same area and know most of the kids parents.

At some point I'll go semi Zach on them, but fortunately everything is going to change of the summer vacation and they'll be in shock, if they realize things are going to change drastically.
Never go full Zach :lol:
It's how oblivious he is to his ineptitude that irks me the most.
 

Nzoric

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So, this just happened during the bus ride home:

Three black chicks sitting and chilling. An older white woman walks into the bus, dancing a bit. Looks at the three ladies and says "I just saw an all black group at [insert location], didn't quite catch the name of the place. The three ladies exchange looks, and one finally responds "We are the singers"

Many lols were had :lol:
 
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    Or a tectonic shift in their thigh folds causes office equipment to fall from the shelves and smother them.
    May I suggest the Canon D1370?

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    So, this just happened during the bus ride home:

    Three black chicks sitting and chilling. An older white woman walks into the bus, dancing a bit. Looks at the three ladies and says "I just saw an all black group at [insert location], didn't quite catch the name of the place. The three ladies exchange looks, and one finally responds "We are the singers"

    Many lols were had :lol:
    What a racist Scandinavian cracker whore! :)
     
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    So, this just happened during the bus ride home:

    Three black chicks sitting and chilling. An older white woman walks into the bus, dancing a bit. Looks at the three ladies and says "I just saw an all black group at [insert location], didn't quite catch the name of the place. The three ladies exchange looks, and one finally responds "We are the singers"

    Many lols were had :lol:
    :lol:
     

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