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ZoSo

ZoSo

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Jul 11, 2011
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i'm literally fucking crying of laughter over here :rofl:

You are one fucked-up person. I mean your pee pee? what kind of a word is that? and in case you hadn't noticed all humans are mammals not just ninjas. just for you i'll give you the definition of a mammal, so you know what one is, straight out of the dictionary. 'Any of various warm-blooded vertebrate animals of the class Mammalia, including humans, characterised by a covering of hair on the skin and, in the female, milk-producing mammary glands for nourishing the young.'. there is no such a time as 8,000,000,000,000 B.C. the earth wasn't even here then. was the ninja floating around in space or what? you are just a dumb arse. possibly you know by me writing arse but i'm from the uk, so you'll be pleased to know you're hated internationally. you know NOTHING about ANYTHING. You must be around 10 because you don't even know what a boner is. men don't get boners just by looking at a fully clothed woman (especially not 16 or however many you said) unless they have an unbelievably high sex drive or a very good imagination. and you can't just get a boner when you feel like it (i mean as in you don't just go 'hmm, i think i'll get a boner') you THICKSHIT. They just happen when, and sometimes they don't even if you want them to. This line from one of your stupid over exaggerated scripts is "The ninja's boner smashes the entire restaurant." That is so GAY. How can a boner smash a restaurant you fucking thickshit freak of nature? "Every single one of the pirate's boners explodes" ????? how is that possible you FUCKING DICK? DOES THIS MAN HAVE 16 DICKS OR WHAT? and you say that the people who write hate mail haven't ever seen a girl naked? WHAT ABOUT GIRLS WHO WRITE IT DUMB ARSE? THE ONLY GIRL YOU'VE EVER SEEN NAKED IT YOUR MUM IN THE BATH WHEN YOU WASH BETWEEN HER ARSE CHEEKS!!!!!!!!! you barely know what sex is. you probably only got the 'birds and the bees' talk a month ago and tried to have sex with a bee yesterday! all you know is 'the pee pee goes in a hole' and 'women are the ones with boobies' you are such an annoying fucking shit-headed freak you fucking piss me off so much. If i ever met you i would kick the fucking shit out of you! I hope you get whats coming to you and someone kicks you so hard up into the butthole that their toes push up into your stomach! your one of those annoying kids that graffiti's the word SEX on a wall in big letters and finds it hysterical. well, it's NOT FUNNY. i dont know anything about ninjas but i have read the hatemail and know that most if not all of those people know a fucking lot more then you. you are i fucking idiot and haven't even started puberty, in fact your so behind your still waiting for your fucking dick to grow. keep waiting, asshole. Your fucking scripts are a load of shit with things morphing into things and its more likely that you'll wake up and find you have a dick then all that strange morphing would happen.
i hope you fucking put this in your hatemail section so people can see that your website is hated not only by people of all ages but all nationalities.

your's angrily,
C.I.A.S

P.S.

I hope one day you meet a real ninja and he beats the shit out of you.
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Hey you fuckin moron,

I just visited you fucked up little piece of shit ninja site, and you don't know Jack Shit about them do you? First off, how fuckin old are you, you little SOB, and how the FUCK long have you studied NINJAS? If you honestly believe in what you put on your site you should just do the world a fuckin favor and bend over, put your dick in your mouth and bite it the fuck off so that everyone knows the planet won't be tainted by someone else genetically related to a dumb fuck like you. I got a fuckin list of things that are wrong on your fuckin page. First off, your fuck off firend Mark said he saw an actual NINJA, do you fuckin know how many there really are, there are less than 50 real ones left, and only 5 live in the U.S.! NINJAS DON'T FLIP OUT YOU FUCKIN RETARD!!! do you even know what Ninjas WERE!!! They were SPIES and ASSASSINS, next time ask before you pull shit out your ass and put it on a page. EVERYTHING you said on your page is shit, even your equipment is WRONG. I bet you don't even fuckin know the differance between a katana and a zaoichito blade, and if you DON'T then remove your fuckin site right the fickin now. I'm sick and fuckin tired of people like you, who have a computer and THINK somehting is cool, and then put total BULLSHIT on the internet to confuse otehrs who are actually researching the True past of these excellant soldiers, you MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF RAT SHIT. If you want some REAL info e-mail me and I'd be GLAD to set you straight, I've actually studied these fuckers for MORE THAN TWO WEEKS. HELL, I've even been to the last official Okinawan Dojo for them. But please get your fuckin bullshit site off the fuckin net or COMPLETELY reFUCKINGdo-it.

Sincerely,
A Guy Who Loves Asia And Knows About The Real Past Of Ninjas,

To: Some Kid Who Thought He Knew Something
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swag

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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X said:
thats actually good :D wanting to be with someone to not be alone is not a good reason imo
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What X sez.

That biological motivation alone results in some of the worst choices made by men and women in their lives.

Fint said:
Been having a lot of dreams about death recently :shifty:

Isn't that supposed to be a good thing?
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Better than experiencing some of that in real life.

Nzoric said:
Beer for breakfast, feeling like Lapa :lapa:
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Øllebrød ftw
 
ZoSo

ZoSo

Senior Member
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Jul 11, 2011
41,656
#308,832
ZoSo

ZoSo

Senior Member
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Jul 11, 2011
41,656
#308,838
Dru said:
6th script :lol:
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oh this one :rofl:

http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja_movie_script6.htm

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In some cave chalk full of hippos, there was this ninja. All the hippos gathered for a story. The ninja began with a warning: “If any hippo here cannot handle this type of crap, I suggest leaving you leave right now.” And some actually did. Then he began.

“All right listen. These old children were just goofing around once in a playground: sports and talking and stuff. Nobody wanted any trouble, even the unconfident kids. Well, there was this crackle and everybody looked up. Something shiny. Then this UFO flopped on the soccer field. One kid was like “What the heck?” And then its side door busted open and fog creamed out. The principle freaked out and tripped, spilling his guts on a table. Nobody knew anything about anything. Then there was this rolling sound getting louder and louder and quieter and finally louder. Out of the UFO, popped this giant can. It rolled past the soccer field and hit a pole. By the time they realized it was a keg of beer, the UFO zapped into space. Well guess what, somebody brought a radio and turned it on loud. Then one kid grabbed Dixie cups from her duffle bag. Everybody went berserk in a good way and partied hard. Little was understood that day, but, boy, did those kid party.”



The ninja, having scared himself, beat his own ass in a paradoxical way. It was quite confusing for the hippos. But they were mature--they didn’t try to make sense out of non-sense. The hippos moved on, accepting those things they cannot change and surrounded themselves with only positive energy. By not defining what happened that day (or even themselves--their relation to it), they never limited their understanding and they never limited themselves.
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:rofl:
 
Osman

Osman

Koul Khara!
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Aug 30, 2002
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#308,839
Meh. Being asked to go to the cinema by two different peeps at the same time, problem is they are suddenly in ze outs right now (when they are supposed to be best friends), and cant go with both (or their two little groups). Not gonna get close to taking sides at all, but one of them is infantile enough to take it personally if she finds out I passed and saw it with the other one.

SMH at adults acting like 12 year olds. I just wanna see Wolf of wallstreet :p Prolly gonna go with the hassle free choice of seeing it with co-workers.
 
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