JuveJay

Senior Signor
Moderator
Mar 6, 2007
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It's pretty sad how people like to ridicule their pets, but really the dog is hardly going to be bothered, often they are so docile and just glad of the attention :D Plus many breeds have very strong neck muscles and thick skulls. I'd be more worried about the items breaking.
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
So this morning I attempted a "get out of bed" maneuver which involved a roll and lift with the arm, thinking to myself I would pop straight off the bed in a flash. Unbeknownst to myself I had slept on the arm I intended to use as a make shift pole vault and ended up doing a spectacular face plant onto my wooden floor.

My only wish was that I could have seen myself do it because it must have looked hilarious.
 

Cuti

The Real MC
Jul 30, 2006
13,517
So this morning I attempted a "get out of bed" maneuver which involved a roll and lift with the arm, thinking to myself I would pop straight off the bed in a flash. Unbeknownst to myself I had slept on the arm I intended to use as a make shift pole vault and ended up doing a spectacular face plant onto my wooden floor.

My only wish was that I could have seen myself do it because it must have looked hilarious.
Did the kilt mess you up or did the cholesterol from the deep fried mars bar block the blood passage? @Fint
 

IliveForJuve

Burn this club
Jan 17, 2011
18,935
So this morning I attempted a "get out of bed" maneuver which involved a roll and lift with the arm, thinking to myself I would pop straight off the bed in a flash. Unbeknownst to myself I had slept on the arm I intended to use as a make shift pole vault and ended up doing a spectacular face plant onto my wooden floor.

My only wish was that I could have seen myself do it because it must have looked hilarious.
:rofl:
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
So this morning I attempted a "get out of bed" maneuver which involved a roll and lift with the arm, thinking to myself I would pop straight off the bed in a flash. Unbeknownst to myself I had slept on the arm I intended to use as a make shift pole vault and ended up doing a spectacular face plant onto my wooden floor.

My only wish was that I could have seen myself do it because it must have looked hilarious.
:rofl:

Just laughed out loud in the "study seriously" part of the library.
 

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