What Are You Doing Right Now? (185 Viewers)

[Lapa]

I wouldn't work about work if the flu is your immediate opponent

You lost me there. :confused2

Some fucked up shit, the one and only time I am unable to drink is when I am sick. Dont know how you do it man.

Well what else can you do when you are sick? AND DRINKING CAN CURE YOU!!!

It purifies the system and soul

This.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

Dude, sounds like you are fully employed.

I am. But I don't like it when I'm unable to do a job as well as being unable to express my reason for failing to do a job.

Fuck what do you call the smileys that are used on forums? do they have a special name of something?

Emoticons.

 

[Fr3sh]

This one is nice.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

This one is nice.

@swag: ADD IT!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

tired, gonna drink that whiskey and munch on them chicken wings.

FC Bayern Munch this dick, son.

Went out for drinks with the guy who manages the sports agency which promotes Juve in India. This dude was in Turin in 5th May when we won the scudetto. Got pics with Pirlo, Buffon and everyone else. Apparently the Juve reps are quite arrogant and act as if Juve are as famous around the world as they are in Italy. Interesting revelation.

Italians being arrogant? Why is this a revelation?

@swag: ADD IT!

POTHEAD!

 

[Völler]

I dunno. I was mixed on it. You have to buy into the "idiot" being more funny than simply irritating and annoying, which was hit or miss for me. I liked the show, but that's as far as I'd go for it.

And that host and his tape loop of self-indulgent cackling is dreadful. How did they get him to host the Oscar's again? :sick:

By "that host" you mean Ricky Gervais. 'muricans. Oh, and it was the Golden Globes.

 

[swag]

By "that host" you mean Ricky Gervais. 'muricans. Oh, and it was the Golden Globes.

Like Cthulhu, I dare not speak his name.

 

[Fr3sh]

@swag: ADD IT!

So Swag....

 

[Völler]

Like Cthulhu, I dare not speak his name.

Who do you think made The Office?

 

[swag]

Who do you think made The Office?

'Cept The Office was too cloyingly annoying to be funny for me. Oddly, I liked An Idiot Abroad better because at least Ricky couldn't be as self-indulgent in his my-narcissism-is-hysterical way.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

POTHEAD!

AND PROUD OF IT!

 

[Völler]

'Cept The Office was too cloyingly annoying to be funny for me. Oddly, I liked An Idiot Abroad better because at least Ricky couldn't be as self-indulgent in his my-narcissism-is-hysterical way.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

 

[ZoSo]

weather is FARKED

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

weather is FARKED

Yeah?

Weather here in Sydney is totally fucked today. Mid 30s and cloudy with extremely strong winds. Bush fires all over the outskirts of the city. Disgusting.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

@Jem83 I've got a mate we call the ''Phantom Shitter'' too. This persona only raises it's ugly head however on occasion, mainly on holidays where there are a number of hotel rooms being rented between a large group of us. When you least expect it, the crafty bugger will sneak into your toilet and leave a large surprise and then vanish again leaving only his excrement as a trace of his being there. It wouldn't matter if the room was locked down like fort knox, he would always manage to get in and leave stool

Yeah I've always referred to them as "Phantom" or "Ghost" poos, and they are fucking amazing
@Jem83. you are my idol.

 

[ZoSo]

Yeah?

Weather here in Sydney is totally fucked today. Mid 30s and cloudy with extremely strong winds. Bush fires all over the outskirts of the city. Disgusting.

well it was... typical melbourne. now it's sunny as fuck. was probably one of the worst rain/hail storms I've ever seen, extreme wind and hail blowing everywhere. dark as fuck too, now it's just sunny and overcast a little

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, that's right, you're de gays.

 

[swag]

They are quite the noble family line.

 

[Jem83]

Yeah I've always referred to them as "Phantom" or "Ghost" poos, and they are fucking amazing
@Jem83. you are my idol.

Oh, Aus. Dear Aus. It is reciprocal. My love for you grows stronger day by day, my cuddly koala friend. There are times when I wake up at night, hurting, weeping, pining for your sweet words and gentle caress. And then I realize you aren't there. I am currently working on a woven tapestry of your avatar, which I plan to hang on my favourite wall, next to my greatest achievement in life: a diploma of my gold kennel club dog trainer award. That's how much you mean to me. And you always will.

Yea, that's right, you're de gays.

I have no idea what you're talking about