What Are You Doing Right Now? (518 Viewers)

[swag]

I haven't seen his dong

It's one of many.

Are we talking 7-headed hydra dong?

No wonder why Patty Hearst switched sides: one for every day of the week.

My days as a man of leisure are officially numbered.

Congrats! arty:

Don't know about him being the best of all times, but he sure is my all-time favourite and a man I look up to, like the grandfather I've never met.

And he was awesome in the porn version of Driving Miss Daisy.
(Speaking of which, anybody see the season opener of Boardwalk Empire? )

 

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[swag]

Ya know, there's nothing like a serious sweaty hike in the rain to make you better appreciate the simple things in life.

I never thought I'd be so happy with a shower and a dry, clean T-shirt.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where are you?

 

[Fr3sh]

He made porn!!! Shiiiiet, the perfect man.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

....I think Greg was kidding.

 

[swag]

Where are you?

At home in SF proper.

....I think Greg was kidding.

 

[Fr3sh]

Fack.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

This is the first time I've known of someone getting upset he didn't get to see a 70 year-old black man's dick.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Ya know, there's nothing like a serious sweaty hike in the rain to make you better appreciate the simple things in life.

I never thought I'd be so happy with a shower and a dry, clean T-shirt.

I got drenched on the way back home too.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

With urine?

 

[Nzoric]

With urine?

That was at work.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So that's what the new job is? No wonder he got it, he has years of experience...

 

[Fr3sh]

This is the first time I've known of someone getting upset he didn't get to see a 70 year-old black man's dick.

 

[swag]

With urine?

Nick IncuboRossonero caught him with a piss bag outside the San Siro.

 

[.zero]

Scatter shootin

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Nick IncuboRossonero caught him with a piss bag outside the San Siro.

Bobo Rossonero?

I wonder what that chinaman is up to.

 

[swag]

Bobo Rossonero?

I wonder what that chinaman is up to.

Last I heard, crooning like the Silvio Berlusconi of old on the entertainment deck of the Costa Concordia while it went down.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Damn woppers, I don't know how anyone died on that thing. I would have jumped off the deck onto that rock, then bounded to the closest bar with my broad on my back and drink Coronas as I watched from the beach.


......Old Spice......

 

[.zero]

Wops and boats don't mix

 

[swag]

Arrigo Sacchi telling Barbara Berlusconi, "And that's where that hack Bobo lookalike tried to sing like your dad and sunk it."