Jesus had a sad life, man,
Well yeah, he wasn't a professional YOLO'er, but I still respect him. I'm not going to go to that building, where people think that he can change their life if they kneel for 2 hours a day for half of their life anytime soon, but still, I ain't going to fuck around with him either. What if he gives you unlimited supply of weed if you happen to go to heaven? Think about it, Tommy. I'm pretty sure you are one person who wouldn't like to miss this kind of oppurtunity.
Also, it's not like he's asking for too much - just don't fuck your step mother. Pretty do-able in my opinion.