What Are You Doing Right Now? (330 Viewers)

[Lapa]

Went to watch Man Shitty vs Gunners yesterday...it was so boring that I only watched the first half, went drinking at the lounge when the second half started. So I can still say that EPL sucks ass, it's good for fucking nothing.

My clients have been paying my drinking for 3 days now...terrible hangover.

 

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[Kate]

Its a cliche, but I seriously dont get women and packing for trips. Going to vacation to Kenya tommorrow for 3 weeks, I already finished my packing fairly routinely today, while they are STILL fretting and stressing like hell over every minor detail of what to pack, like the whole week. Trying to include me to their panic mode, not interested.

 

[IrishZebra]

My GF choses to take the ferry to see me, no baggage allowance.

 

[Dostoevsky]

You have a connection and commitment issues, you always chose a girlfriend that lives shitload of miles away from you. That's some weird stuff. Next time we'll hear you bought a zeppelin or a rocket launcher in order to see her.

 

[swag]

My GF choses to take the ferry to see me, no baggage allowance.

Is she crossing the River Styx?

 

[IrishZebra]

You have a connection and commitment issues, you always chose a girlfriend that lives shitload of miles away from you. That's some weird stuff. Next time we'll hear you bought a zeppelin or a rocket launcher in order to see her.

Same GF dude, in the same place, if she lived in a city she would be a couple of hours away , all remedied soon I should hope.

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Is she crossing the River Styx?

It's only Styx when you're crossing to the UK

 

[swag]

Brilliant timing by the New York Times. In today's Sunday paper, their Travel section advocates the personal isolation of a small patch of Idaho:
http://travel.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/travel/your-own-private-idaho.html

Later this morning, the FBI raids the campground where a child-abductor is shot and killed and his kidnap victim rescued about 20 miles north of the profiled area.
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/11/justice/california-amber-alert/

 

[Osman]

Bon voyage bitches, prolly not gonna be able to check this loony bin in coming 20 days. Realize what a footie geek I am when first thought before this flight takes off is whether or not I will be able to see the Juve - Samp game.

 

[IrishZebra]

Enjoy your Holiday anacodaing.



Irish man trying to abolish Canadian Oath of Allegiance requirement

Long Live The Republic, Death to Monarchy!

 

[Zé Tahir]

Bon voyage bitches, prolly not gonna be able to check this loony bin in coming 20 days. Realize what a footie geek I am when first thought before this flight takes off is whether or not I will be able to see the Juve - Samp game.

Have fun in the country of my birth.

 

[Fint]

All the best Osman, you probably couldn't have picked a better 20 days of the year to give Tuz a break. The wishlist thread is moments away from declining into full metal retard mode.

 

[Fr3sh]

What's up me good people?

@Osman and @Bisco you guys have a nice trip!

 

[Fint]

Highlight of my day, being told to go fuck myself by a Brazilian shemale. Were it not for me being in work at that moment in time, I had a very obvious and precise retaliatory response lined up

 

[Fr3sh]

All the best Osman, you probably couldn't have picked a better 20 days of the year to give Tuz a break. The wishlist thread is moments away from declining into full metal retard mode.

And the "sell Tevez/Llorente" post are a corner away.

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Highlight of my day, being told to go fuck myself by a Brazilian shemale. Were it not for me being in work at that moment in time, I had a very obvious and precise retaliatory response lined up

I'm at work right now, and one of the things that piss me off, is when (usually either a Mexican or a brown person) creep up behind you while you are dealing with someone and ask you a whole bunch of stupid question, and expect to be helped next when there is a huge line-up ahead of them and they still persist even after you tell them to line-up and they keep creeping over your shoulder. Had that happen twice today.
But everything still nice

 

[Fint]

And the "sell Tevez/Llorente" post are a corner away.

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I've just decided to enforce a self-imposed ban on entering that thread from here on in. It's an evil stinky place, fraught with the smell of wasted and stale internet fap mayonnaise.

I'm at work right now, and one of the things that piss me off, is when (usually either a Mexican or a brown person) creep up behind you while you are dealing with someone and ask you a whole bunch of stupid question, and expect to be helped next when there is a huge line-up ahead of them and they still persist even after you tell them to line-up and they keep creeping over your shoulder. Had that happen twice today.
But everything still nice

WTF, that's the same in my place, do people not understand the concept of a queue? It's not a fucking open sales forum, wait your god damn turn you socially illiterate twirps

 

[IrishZebra]

Highlight of my day, being told to go fuck myself by a Brazilian shemale. Were it not for me being in work at that moment in time, I had a very obvious and precise retaliatory response lined up

What did you say to her to piss her off you missed out on a

 

[Fint]

I work in a phone shop and she had asked me why s/he couldn't top-up her prepay broadband. I tried to explain to it that the website was down but this wasn't good enough. The fucker kept saying ''no English no English'' and when I attempted to explain there was nothing I could do, the he/she was saying under her breath ''go fuck yoself''

 

[Enron]

Brilliant timing by the New York Times. In today's Sunday paper, their Travel section advocates the personal isolation of a small patch of Idaho:
http://travel.nytimes.com/2013/08/11/travel/your-own-private-idaho.html

Later this morning, the FBI raids the campground where a child-abductor is shot and killed and his kidnap victim rescued about 20 miles north of the profiled area.
http://edition.cnn.com/2013/08/11/justice/california-amber-alert/

If you like Idaho, check out the Citadel bro.

http://www.iiicitadel.com/

 

[swag]

Highlight of my day, being told to go fuck myself by a Brazilian shemale. Were it not for me being in work at that moment in time, I had a very obvious and precise retaliatory response lined up

You and half of AC Milan's starting lineup.

If you like Idaho, check out the Citadel bro.

http://www.iiicitadel.com/

Awesome. Now I know where to take my sex slaves.

 

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