Mr Chocolate

Rubba Band Business
Dec 23, 2012
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Just found this amazing thing and wanted to share:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

'Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
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Nov 26, 2006
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Happy Gothenburg Day, abdy. :malt:

30th anniversary of Aberdeen's greatest triumph:





Attending a dinner tonight to mark the anniversary that most of the players will be at.

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Just found this amazing thing and wanted to share:

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles roll
ed into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.. The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.’

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.The students laughed..

'Now,’ said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things—-your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions—-and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.. The sand is everything else—-the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,’ he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and mow the lawn.

Take care of the golf balls first—-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented. The professor smiled and said, 'I’m glad you asked.’ The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there’s always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.
:disagree:

The real point of that demonstration was to show how important golf is and that it should take up a lot of your life, with the other insignificant things in the world being fitted in around it.
 

Osman

Koul Khara!
Aug 30, 2002
61,502
There is something of note that happend in Göteborg? Weird, have a great anniversary day Redster (btw, if I may ask, whats your name? I hope you say Attila).


And douchen, thats a nice anecdote and little story, just a shame he cheesed it up with the beer ending :p
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,390
There is something of note that happend in Göteborg? Weird, have a great anniversary day Redster (btw, if I may ask, whats your name? I hope you say Attila).


And douchen, thats a nice anecdote and little story, just a shame he cheesed it up with the beer ending :p
Replace beer with coffee or any other beverage you approve of.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,786
So @swag, I have landed a Gaggia Classic along with a grinder. I got a bag of roasted coffee beans but with three attempts last night I failed in making a decent drinkable coffee shot.
A Gaggia grinder? Your machine is now good enough that you'll notice the difference with a good grinder -- something with burrs preferably. Otherwise it can be like having a great amp but lame speakers.

You're going to have to play around with it. You know I own a Gaggia at home as my home espresso machine? Except it's a manual job.

The embarrassing true story is that the first couple of years I used it, the espresso was okay but my crema was coming out kind of weak. A Greek friend came over and pointed it out, so I decided to operate it outside my "normal limits". By doing so, I was finally applying enough pressure and have been making 10x better espresso with it ever since. Duh.

That's also fabricated. There's a lot of variants to this same story and plotline.

There's another yarn about the professor who tells his students to choose coffee cups and then goes on to tell them -- after they fight over the nicer cups -- that life is like coffee, and the cups don't matter.

Usually crappy sentiment like that is accompanied by cheesy music and some video of sunbursts through clouds on a quasi-religious YouTube video. So I always piss off those posters by pointing out actual academic research studies with published papers showing that the tactile sensations of different cups actually affects your taste and appreciation for the beverage -- using that very same wise old professor angle to refute the whole house of cards.

In yo face!!

I love that shit. :devil:

Just took a massive dump. I'm exhausted!
That's my boy!

Speaking of which, handing out cigars?

Replace beer with coffee or any other beverage you approve of.
Pretty much.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,390
A Gaggia grinder? Your machine is now good enough that you'll notice the difference with a good grinder -- something with burrs preferably. Otherwise it can be like having a great amp but lame speakers.

You're going to have to play around with it. You know I own a Gaggia at home as my home espresso machine? Except it's a manual job.

The embarrassing true story is that the first couple of years I used it, the espresso was okay but my crema was coming out kind of weak. A Greek friend came over and pointed it out, so I decided to operate it outside my "normal limits". By doing so, I was finally applying enough pressure and have been making 10x better espresso with it ever since. Duh.
Nice Gaggia you've got. A coffee geek like you should own one like that.

The grinder I got is a Krups GVX 242. On the finest setting I am getting quite a fine grain. My friend Alessandro was here a while ago and approved of it.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,786
Nice Gaggia you've got. A coffee geek like you should own one like that.

The grinder I got is a Krups GVX 242. On the finest setting I am getting quite a fine grain. My friend Alessandro was here a while ago and approved of it.
Yeah, I got that machine as a wedding gift from a group of my best buds. Damn them. :p

Interesting on the Krups. The grinder itself doesn't look half-bad, though it isn't quite a full-on burr grinder (cheaper models in Europe include things like the Zassenhaus Heidelberg, etc.). That said, you still should be able to make a half-way decent attempt at it.

Note that a good burr grinder isn't just about the small grind size, but it's more about the consistency of the grind. You can pulverize coffee to a powder with enough time in a cheap blade grinder, but the problem is that it will be a shredded, irregular mess if you look at the grains under a magnifying glass.

The thing I've done when breaking in a new espresso machine is not to be shy about pushing it to its limits. That means putting as much coffee in the portafilter as you can, tamping down pretty hard with at least 100 Newtons/30 pounds force, and going with as fine a grain as you can get with your grinder. What you do is essentially try to "choke" the machine so that things are too compacted as to not get any coffee out of it. (Basically, in Greg poop joke parlance, you make your machine constipated.)

Once you find that spot, you dial back on one or more of those variables so that coffee can actually start flowing out of your machine properly. Once that happens, you should have a pretty solid pressure, etc., to make some of your best espresso.
 

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