What Are You Doing Right Now? (259 Viewers)

[Fint]

No. More like, "You were cheating with that whore in my yoga class, and I'm pissed off at you" dreams.

Damn, will never understand that crap

I used to have mostly really boring dreams with everyday things happening in them. Over the last few months I've been having increasingly disturbing ones though.

Eating cheese late at night?

 

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[The Curr]

Eating cheese late at night?

Deck cheese.

 

[Fint]

That'll give you freaky dreams alright

 

[Mark]

I had dreams were I was singing and the song rocked! The thing is I never heard that song before.

 

[Kate]

I had dreams were I was singing and the song rocked! The thing is I never heard that song before.

You must have written it in your dream.

 

[Mark]

You must have written it in your dream.

If only I remembered it now I'd be a millionaire! A one hit wonder but who cares?




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It was a duet with Shania Twain. I'm not joking.

 

[Kate]

If only I remembered it now I'd be a millionaire! A one hit wonder but who cares?




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It was a duet with Shania Twain. I'm not joking.

I wish I had a video of that.

 

[TrezJuve]

Whoa.

 

[Mark]

I wish I had a video of that.

It was better than "From this moment" or whatever it's called.

Whoa.

true story bro!

 

[The Curr]

I woke up one day and found that I'd written some stuff on a piece of paper beside my bed. It didn't really make any sense. I've no memory of writing it but it's definitely my writing.

 

[swag]

Memento Curr.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Curr rape me in back of my back and back of my ass.

 

[swag]

And over the shoulder with a Garden Weasel.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Over the shoulder is my favorite sex position.

 

[The Curr]

Did you ever cook 49000 lbs of spaghetti and fill every piece of clothing that you own with it?

 

[swag]

Only my body cavities, not my clothes.

Did you forget the spaghetti sauce?

 

[swag]

I'm liking this hotel's Scotch menu. :malt:
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[The Curr]

Jesus...where is that?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did you ever cook 49000 lbs of spaghetti and fill every piece of clothing that you own with it?

Only my body cavities, not my clothes.

Did you forget the spaghetti sauce?

Yea, but to fill your body cavities with spaghetti, you'd have to cook 105,000 lbs, as your anal cannon is comparable to a 120 mm smoothbore, discarding-sabot shooting main gun on the M1 Abrams main battle tank.

 

[swag]

Jesus...where is that?

I'm at the Omni Parker House in Boston, which is apparently the oldest operating hotel in the U.S.

And get this: from that list I chose the St. George single malt. And it's really good. And then the scotch connoisseur dude here tells me it's from San Francisco. :doh: I came all this way for scotch from my backyard.

And Burke: How do you think I got the nickname "Whispering Death"??