What Are You Doing Right Now? (226 Viewers)

[swag]

Docs say 4 is the best, but they're not necessarily connoisseurs.

 

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[Völler]

Docs say 4 is the best, but they're not necessarily connoisseurs.

Well, I say 4 is best, and I'm always spot on!

 

[swag]

Well yer nickname should be "snake charmer".

 

[Völler]

Well yer nickname should be "snake charmer".

Better than "sausage charmer", I suppose.

 

[Fint]

Type 4 for sure. Especially the ones that slip down the toilet without the need to flush. I call em phantom shits

 

[Völler]

Type 4 for sure. Especially the ones that slip down the toilet without the need to flush. I call em phantom shits

Your toilet sounds like a black hole (even before I have been there...).

 

[Fint]

Phantom shits can happen on any toilet at anytime, that's what makes them so mysterious

 

[Völler]

Hmm, I'm usually not great at getting rid of the evidence that quickly.

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Urban Dictionary about the "phantom shit":

A phantom shit is the rare phenominon wherein a shit (usually of a solid, well-defined mars bar-like constitution) disappears entirely from sight before the shitee has a chance to admire his creation. A phantom shit completely submerges itself beneath the upper waters of a toilet-bowl in an instant.

Initially such an occurence brings on the sensation of euphoria. However, the bliss is quickly replaced by paranoia and self-doubt as one tries to recall if they did truly shit or not. Usually the doubt can be subdued by wiping ones ass and finding shit upon the toilet paper. However, if the shit was a clean run and the toilet paper produces no shit-stains, then symptons may intensify until the shitee becomes a paranoid retard who believes in, and creates, conspiracy theories.

 

[Fint]

Oh man, there's nothing worse than when that happens, especially at work or a friends house. There ought to be a katana sword by every toilet instead of a brush, they're useless and defeating stubborn stools!


urban dictionary delivers once again

 

[Hængebøffer]

Type 4 for sure. Especially the ones that slip down the toilet without the need to flush. I call em phantom shits

I've never heard of this and I had a shit club in business school.

 

[Fint]

A shit club the phantom shit is quite elusive

 

[swag]

Now I'm painfully reminded what I hated about sports coverage of Tiger Woods that has been pleasantly absent for years. Sure the #1 sports story is Kobe Bryant blowing out his Achilles tendon.

But the #2 story, they follow Tiger Woods all around at the Masters who starts the day 13th and finishes it 7th. Sure, he may be the #1 ranked golfer in the world right now, but we see every detail of the performance of 13th/7th placed dude and get next to zero coverage of any golfer ahead of him like they don't even exist. Fanboy syndrome at its worst.

 

[Hængebøffer]

A shit club the phantom shit is quite elusive

Five members.

 

[Mark]

Seriously, we're talking about shit in here?

ah, nothing new.

 

[Völler]

Oh man, there's nothing worse than when that happens, especially at work or a friends house. There ought to be a katana sword by every toilet instead of a brush, they're useless and defeating stubborn stools!

It's indeed one of life's big problems at a friend's house. However, it's not really a problem at a workplace as long as you know how to pull the "I can't believe what the guy before me did in here" look off.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Seriously, we're talking about shit in here?

ah, nothing new.

Go work on getting Suarez here

 

[Hængebøffer]

It's indeed one of life's big problems at a friend's house. However, it's not really a problem at a workplace as long as you know how to pull the "I can't believe what the guy before me did in here" look off.

I'm gonna go for the phantom shit right now.

 

[swag]

Seriously, we're talking about shit in here?

And, for the large part, it's not me.

 

[Völler]

I'm gonna go for the phantom shit right now.

I think you need to reach a state of zen before the phantom shit can appear. If you are aware of the phantom shit's existence, it is impossible to make one.

 

[Fint]

Seriously, we're talking about shit in here?

ah, nothing new.

Most the threads are full of shit talk since the loss to Bayern, we're just being literal in here

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I think you need to reach a state of zen before the phantom shit can appear. If you are aware of the phantom shit's existence, it is impossible to make one.

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