What Are You Doing Right Now? (201 Viewers)

[Hængebøffer]

Let's go full Danish on Id.

just shows the kind of girl ID has ever been with

Have you jinxed Bayern in the match thread today?

 

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[swag]

And they say Serie A is corrupt
Ronaldo offside, Elisue offside, Santana not once but twice offside, i wonder what will happen tonight....

Is incompetence called "corruption" now?

Couldn't they just say "Taking the fish is illegal and a maximum fine of ... will be imposed"?

Yup. In Michigan you have the Hmong hunting the crap out of wildlife there. The enforcement isn't because they're Hmong, it's because they're not following the laws set by the society within which they live.

Well I just told a girl I met in Italy that I have been talking to for a while that I like her. Problems? Well she is in Italy, although she plans on coming here to stay, well who knows. I may have freaked her out. But hey, you know what, fuck it.

FYI, just so you know: she's now buying pepper spray and taking judo lessons.

(I also won't mention how she's practicing delivering lethal kick chops to a dummy modeled after your crotch.)

Is this your cousin or a different girl?

 

[.zero]

Surprise

I'm here

 

[IliveForJuve]

I just had an interesting read

http://www.juventuz.net/about/site_history.php

 

[.zero]

Its good to know your history

 

[Lapa]

Working since nothing better to do.

 

[enzo]

On my way home from work. Can't await the match. Hope the train will be on time.

 

[Lapa]

On my way home from work. Can't await the match. Hope the train will be on time.

How long does that train trip take then?

 

[enzo]

1 hour 15 minutes. But in the morning the train broke down and we had a delay of 100 minutes. Thank god I can travel business class.

 

[Nzoric]

In a very late Beatles state of mind today.

 

[.zero]

Big L in heavy rotation

 

[JCK]

Fart mode on.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Now we are two. My farts have been lethal this morning.

 

[Lapa]

Nice to hear.

 

[JCK]

Nice to hear.

I can record my farts and send them to you if you think it's nice to hear.

 

[Tommy]

 

[Kate]

A baby rat just crawled up my office wall. Ah, the glorious realm of academia.

And ooh, I hit 15,000.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Was at uni, went to workout, drank my shake and now waiting for the match to kickoff while doing nothing.

 

[Maddy]

Only degenerates do not like Blondie!

 

[Martin]

A baby rat just crawled up my office wall. Ah, the glorious realm of academia.

And ooh, I hit 15,000.

Give some credit to the rat.