What Are You Doing Right Now? (154 Viewers)

[ZoSo]

Case in point

So many morons in the world.

 

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[Fint]

I've got a mate who will love that

 

[ZoSo]

One of my friends who is studying in Berlin at the moment picked up possibly the greatest Jew joke ever. Worrying that it came from Berlin

"So the other night I met a Jewish girl when I was out. After buying her a couple of drinks and smooching around I asked her for her number. She then proceeded to roll up her sleeve.."

 

[Nzoric]

No seriously, the people he's hanging with a worrysome. He wrote that after he cracked a few of those jokes one of the other guys got all serious and said

"Please can we stop with all the WW2 jokes? My grandfather died in a KZ camp".

Everyone proceeded to feel bad and got quiet, he then went on

"Yeah, he got up one morning well knowing that it would be his last day at that place. He went outside to start working. Sadly he slipped and fell off the guard tower"

 

[Osman]

One of my friends who is studying in Berlin at the moment picked up possibly the greatest Jew joke ever. Worrying that it came from Berlin

"So the other night I met a Jewish girl when I was out. After buying her a couple of drinks and smooching around I asked her for her number. She then proceeded to roll up her sleeve.."

No seriously, the people he's hanging with a worrysome. He wrote that after he cracked a few of those jokes one of the other guys got all serious and said

"Please can we stop with all the WW2 jokes? My grandfather died in a KZ camp".

Everyone proceeded to feel bad and got quiet, he then went on

"Yeah, he got up one morning well knowing that it would be his last day at that place. He went outside to start working. Sadly he slipped and fell off the guard tower"

Tearing up here

 

[ZoSo]

No seriously, the people he's hanging with a worrysome. He wrote that after he cracked a few of those jokes one of the other guys got all serious and said

"Please can we stop with all the WW2 jokes? My grandfather died in a KZ camp".

Everyone proceeded to feel bad and got quiet, he then went on

"Yeah, he got up one morning well knowing that it would be his last day at that place. He went outside to start working. Sadly he slipped and fell off the guard tower"

wtf

 

[Nzoric]

Another golden one:

Why do Jews tend to have rather large noses?

The air is free.

omfg

 

[Osman]

That one aint funny, but your friends in Berlin seems to know the art of cracking jokes lol.

 

[ZoSo]

Another golden one:

Why do Jews tend to have rather large noses?

The air is free.

omfg

haha heard that one before.

here's one:

Why do jews get circumcised?

It's 10% off.

 

[Nzoric]

That one aint funny, but your friends in Berlin seems to know the art of cracking jokes lol.

It is funny, just not as good as the other ones.

He sent me a host of black jokes aswell, but I'll hold onto those until the audience becomes more appropriate

 

[Osman]

Send them to maddy, its his niche after all (p.s I prolly heard them before).

 

[Nzoric]

I'd be surprised if you heard them

 

[ZoSo]

@Nzoric

I don't get it...

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oh wait..

 

[Nzoric]

Thought you'd enjoy that one you filthy bastard

 

[ZoSo]

my favourite jew joke:

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

pizzas don't scream in the oven

 

[Nzoric]

meh

 

[Maddy]

Seriously though, how many of current 20something year olds now know squat about Maggie Hatcher, all they know is some famous woman/former head of state passed away. One that had been bit on the downlow for a long time now, despite her "lasting" legacy.

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So it's bash the jews day today? Fuck you. Why wasn't I invited.

I hate jews being one mahself.

 

[Kate]

This is getting a bit nasty, guys, can we tone it down?

 

[ZoSo]

I hate jews being one mahself.

?

 

[Osman]

This is getting a bit nasty, guys, can we tone it down?

True, one or two well done racial joke is one thing, but not if it forms a consistent pattern