What Are You Doing Right Now? (219 Viewers)

[ALC]

Yeah I want to She just disappears lunch time and after work. I think her bf picks her up.

But I hear she thinks I'm sexy.

Nice. You're halfway there.

My work person started a conversation with me today to tell me his blood type. That worked.

Your boyfriend's not gonna be happy about this.

 

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[Kate]

He got you?

If I were single he would have.

 

[Nzoric]

N/A

No answer or not applicable?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Nice. You're halfway there.

:xfinger:

If I were single he would have.

So easily

 

[Enron]

Yeah I want to She just disappears lunch time and after work. I think her bf picks her up.

But I hear she thinks I'm sexy.

Oh, well then all the hard stuff is done. Just walk up and be like. Hey I'm Matt, but you can call me Matty-cakes.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

No answer or not applicable?

Not applicable.

 

[Kate]

So easily

What can I say, he's unbelievably cute and totally my type.

 

[Enron]

You go girl.

 

[ALC]

because of feminism, we see kate saying things like that. appalling. shocking.






PPP

 

[ZoSo]

Trying to figure out how I'm gonna get this girl at work? It's a tough one...

stick your head up her vagina

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Oh, well then all the hard stuff is done. Just walk up and be like. Hey I'm Matt, but you can call me Matty-cakes.

I plan to. I just never see her when she's not at her desk working. So I'm trying to think of something that sounds legit enough for me to just bust in her department and spit game with all my co-workers around.

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stick your head up her vagina

Bully victim lvl 2

 

[Kate]

because of feminism, we see kate saying things like that. appalling. shocking.




PPP

Sex and the City destroyed the world.

 

[ZoSo]

Bully victim lvl 2

 

[The Curr]

Hello! How is everyone this fine morning? (at least it is here)
Big night last night, wedding tonight.

You met her last night and you're marrying her tonight?

 

[Osman]

Trying to figure out how I'm gonna get this girl at work? It's a tough one...

Wait for her to out of the blue tell you she broke up with her boyfriend, awkward pause, and then just look at you, then you know you dont even have to try.


Fyi, happend to me today at work, pretty awkward.

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I plan to. I just never see her when she's not at her desk working. So I'm trying to think of something that sounds legit enough for me to just bust in her department and spit game with all my co-workers around.

Where do you work? Sounds weird, have coffe/smoke break same time as her, or lunch, should be some enough venue to have a casual chat.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Wait for her to out of the blue tell you she broke up with her boyfriend, awkward pause, and then just look at you, then you know you dont even have to try.


Fyi, happend to me today at work, pretty awkward.

Ah, those golden opportunities YOu never quite appreciate them as much though, do you?

Where do you work? Sounds weird, have coffe/smoke break same time as her, or lunch, should be some enough venue to have a casual chat.

Regular office setting place. I've been trying to plot it like that but I'm impatient.

 

[Osman]

Lol yeah you defenitely dont, was bit on the spot weird come on lol.


And dont be impatient, plan ahead

 

[ZoSo]

#cutforbeiber

 

[JCK]

Fart mornings are the best mornings. Just saying.

 

[Fint]

Do you mean waking yourself up with a fart, or waking up and then unleashing a few rippers?