What Are You Doing Right Now? (300 Viewers)

[swag]

@Nzoric

im not jewish. im all foreskin.

and thank god cause i got 100% feeling in my knobhead

So that explains your "Calamari" nickname.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Maddy]

So that explains your "Calamari" nickname.

nope but it explains 18+1

 

[Osman]

I will pay for one of you to fly to Ireland right now and sing lullabies to me and keep the demons and the horrors at bay in the midst of this horrific hangover I'm suffering from

No homo.

Same offer for Sweden. Except I go to work in 2-3 hours, and I can't fuckibg sleep, been trying for 4 hours now.

 

[Fint]

The lion in that gif from the previous page would suffice

 

[ALC]

i use pandora. suck it bitches.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Last week two black kids walk into the store I work in wearing hoodies and carrying a book bag. After a few minutes they walk out staring at me with the security thing going off. This week some older Russian guy tries to steal some coffee or something. What the hell is wrong with people?

 

[ZoSo]

You don't have a shotgun.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Well I would love to, but I live in Brooklyn. But still, it's only Rite Aid. What is there worth stealing?

 

[ZoSo]

Everything.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

It had to be either razors, shampoo or something similar, condoms, or antacid.

 

[swag]

Anal wart remover?

 

[ZoSo]

Anal wart remover?

I heard there's a shortage of that stuff these days.

 

[swag]

It's the sort of thing some folks are too embarrassed to buy.

Me on the other hand: I buy it by the 5-liter tub. I have no shame, like a homeless man living in his own dookie.

 

[ZoSo]

Shame is so 1950s. I buy anal lube by the barrel these days.

 

[swag]

 

[Enron]

Same offer for Sweden. Except I go to work in 2-3 hours, and I can't fuckibg sleep, been trying for 4 hours now.

Tylenol PM baby!!!

 

[swag]

Tylenol PM baby!!!

The new Texas A&M halfback?

 

[Osman]

Tylenol PM baby!!!

No idea what that is, fuck it, Im'm off, 12 hours shift after sleeping only 1 hour, yolo.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Good thing i didnt have a computer last night, would have gone on a drunk rant.

No hangover today surprisingly.

 

[JCK]

I announce today as the International Farts Day