What Are You Doing Right Now? (174 Viewers)

[Hængebøffer]

tomato sauce, mozarella, chicken breast, crispy bacon, fresh tomato and basil pesto.


i hate to be presumptions, but i doubt filippo know any girls but the filthiest of skanks, i ain't giving up this pizza for anything except some prime misty teenage norwegian taco.

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speaking from experience?


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Too soon?

Dude, I was in a relationship for 6 years. I'm actually known for picking up hot girls, when I sleep in a bar

 

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[Nzoric]

Dude, I was in a relationship for 6 years. I'm actually known for picking up hot girls, when I sleep in a bar

you can have a relationship with a skank for 6 years easily, they keep it exciting.

every girl is hot when you sleep in a bar

 

[Maddy]

we jelled in gay harmony.

one look at my neighbours leads to the swift conclusion of gold =/= class.

yeah, go to dubai and youll see tacky nouveau rich arabs with gold toilets.

im talking about old money mentality

 

[Nzoric]

yeah, go to dubai and youll see tacky nouveau rich arabs with gold toilets.

im talking about old money mentality

the only thing that should be done with old money is taxing the fuck out of it

 

[Hængebøffer]

you can have a relationship with a skank for 6 years easily, they keep it exciting.

every girl is hot when you sleep in a bar

I have to , cause she's the exact opposite of a skank.

 

[Maddy]

the only thing that should be done with old money is taxing the fuck out of it

 

[Nzoric]

I have to , cause she's the exact opposite of a skank.

lol am i talking to zach or filippo right now? lies lies lies!

if she's not a skank why did you offer her to me?

you can punch all you want, i'm still gonna tax away your moma's jewelry and hand it out to people who need it

 

[Maddy]

you can punch all you want, i'm still gonna tax away your moma's jewelry and hand it out to people who need it

my moms a hippie aint go no jewelries actually she didnt buy a flatscreen tv until june this year

 

[Hængebøffer]

lol am i talking to zach or filippo right now? lies lies lies!

if she's not a skank why did you offer her to me?



you can punch all you want, i'm still gonna tax away your moma's jewelry and hand it out to people who need it

Ffs, it wasn't my ex texting me - it was a girl from my class

 

[Kate]

my dear maddy. again you fail to understand that the girls i date would be perfectly satisfied with a home made aluminium ring because they understand the symbol

Love means the material the ring is made of doesn't matter. If a woman insists on a certain metal/gem, then she's shallow.

 

[Hængebøffer]

my moms a hippie aint go no jewelries actually she didnt buy a flatscreen tv until june this year

Hippie girls a the hottest

 

[Nzoric]

my moms a hippie aint go no jewelries actually she didnt buy a flatscreen tv until june this year

kudos, i hope your moma weren't the old hippie i tounged at heidi's last week

Ffs, it wasn't my ex texting me - it was a girl from my class

oh, i'm so confused. boner detected

 

[Maddy]

actually my ex never asked for any expensive jewery.

im just a generous fella who spends most of his money on other people. no bs.

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kudos, i hope your moma weren't the old hippie i tounged at heidi's last week

probably not. she hate foreigners

 

[Nzoric]

actually my ex never asked for any expensive jewery.

im just a generous fella who spends most of his money on other people. no bs.

the hell didn't you treat her with something nice instead of jewelry? for 10k you could order a vacation at some nice hotel in turkey and spend 6 days oiling her up and practicing intense dehydration.

and eating kebab, maddy pls

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probably not. she hate foreigners

dat hippie !

i can be many things, properly integrated danish looking dude. i've flown under the name of "Kurt" plenty of times.

 

[Hængebøffer]

probably not. she hate foreigners

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Maybe....what's up?

Sorry, never mind I was gonna bombard you with this long tale, but I've thought it through. Thanks still

 

[Maddy]

the hell didn't you treat her with something nice instead of jewelry? for 10k you could order a vacation at some nice hotel in turkey and spend 6 days oiling her up and practicing intense dehydration.

and eating kebab, maddy pls

well i did get her a trip to cuba at the same time. again i expected to be with her the rest of my life. 10k jewelry in 50 years = 50k jewelry.

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dat hippie !.

never claimed she was good at being a hippie.

 

[Hængebøffer]

For how long were you together?

 

[Maddy]

For how long were you together?

four years

 

[Nzoric]

yeah that sucks hard. where in cph do you live ?