What Are You Doing Right Now? (171 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Samsung s3, Nokia Lumia, or some blackbery from a similar price range. Which one do you experts prefer? Im not really interested in phones and the fancy flashy stuff they can do but i'm getting a gift and i have to chose from these three. So experts, do you thing and temme what's up.

Sheik, asif, pat.

S3.

Everything's down right now. Need to get home, smoke that green thing and calm myself down.

Amen, brother. Just make sure you got someone to get you back on your feet once you're done.

Sounds like a plan.

[Sheik mode of insight] Don't get too riled up about things you can't influence, it's not worth it! [/Sheik mode of insight]

That IS something I would say.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Bianconero_Aus]

Freaky deaky dutch

How bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

 

[Cuti]

The S3 is too large

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

The S3 is too large

It's true. For me, 4.3" is the perfect size.

 

[Salvo]

Probably in the language of your own country, how you would interpret the words, because most would still learn to read.

It would be amazing to hear how those words are interpreted.

 

[ZoSo]

How bout no, you crazy Dutch bastard!

Put it in the skin box please.

 

[Enron]

I once jerked myself so hard I did a front flip.

 

[Kate]

I once jerked myself so hard I did a front flip.

Impressive!

 

[JuveJay]

Everything's down right now. Need to get home, smoke that green thing and calm myself down.

You leave Yoda alone.

 

[Hust]

Voted.

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I once jerked myself so hard I did a front flip.

Is your penis on your forehead?

 

[Maddy]

Voted.

On the loser

 

[JuveJay]

Is your penis on your forehead?

Just to be clear; are you calling a member of the moderating team a testa di cazzo?

 

[Hust]

On the loser

Just to be clear; are you calling a member of the moderating team a testa di cazzo?

Asking is not calling. He needs to answer the question.


Does he have a penis on his forehead?

 

[Enron]

Is your penis on your forehead?

No motherfucker. That's why the front flip is impressive.

Somebody slept through theoretical physics in college.

 

[Hust]

 

[Enron]

If our dicks were on our foreheads, we'd all be doing front flips.

 

[Hust]

If our dicks were on our foreheads we'd be getting blow jobs from everyone we kissed or hugged.


Imagine trying to eat.

 

[Enron]

If our dicks were on our foreheads we'd be getting blow jobs from everyone we kissed or hugged.


Imagine trying to eat.

Maybe our faces would be where our dick is now. Imagine making out scissor style.

 

[Tommy]

So what will i miss out if i have a lumia instead of an android?

Massage his nerves, figure out what he wants He got a beef with you or something?

Windows is for gays. Honestly I haven't tried out their new OS but Android is just too awesome brah.
No beef. We had a pretty hot argument. Motherfucker putting all the blame on me. Massage his nerves? I'll smash his face back into his maa ki choot.

Amen, brother. Just make sure you got someone to get you back on your feet once you're done.

Nah the glucose levels are fine now

You leave Yoda alone.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

The S3 is too large

It's true. For me, 4.3" is the perfect size.

S2 then? What are you guys using now?

Windows is for gays. Honestly I haven't tried out their new OS but Android is just too awesome brah.
No beef. We had a pretty hot argument. Motherfucker putting all the blame on me. Massage his nerves? I'll smash his face back into his maa ki choot.

Sounds like a bhenchood Almost all superiors are. Chill bro, light a fat joint and tomorrow shall be better, if not there always is tomorrow evening for another joint.