Who is badmotorfinger?
(As you know, the rule is that if you change usernames, I change your real name.
aye but in all fairness Greg they are just relieved you stopped painting yourself blue and demanding to be called Dr Manhattan
(OK, that and poop jokes.)
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I have to be the only person with a white bread, 74-year-old mom in suburban Chicago who just asked me for Super Junior's new album for Christmas.
Yes, my mom is a huge fan of Korean boy pop bands.

