What Are You Doing Right Now? (258 Viewers)

[.zero]

Oh I wasn't attacking Kate. I only wanted her opinion, and added James to make the scenario more realistic.

I'm sorry Kate!



:depressed Yeah I'm weak.

You should eat more asparagus

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

You should eat more asparagus

I heard it makes your pee smell really bad?

 

[.zero]

I heard it makes your pee smell really bad?

That's another one of those state of mind things

 

[swag]

I don't know. I just feel strongly about infidelity.

Must be all your MILF pr0n.

 

[Osman]

It's times like these that I turn to Trick Daddy for advise and guidance

What would Trick Daddy do

Tell you "lets go, if you want sum, come get sum" Or "Baby, if I bite ya, I bet ya like it"

 

[sallyinzaghi]

I really need to go to crossfit today. It's been a week

damn, even my mates are into this thing now and are trying to lure me in

 

[Kate]

Oh I wasn't attacking Kate. I only wanted her opinion, and added James to make the scenario more realistic.

I'm sorry Kate!

No need to apologise.

 

[ALC]

I can't blame the guy.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Damn right.

 

[Osman]

Its like realizing you are married to a ghoul.

 

[Nzoric]

and feeling strongly about anything only makes you weak!

Oh the bullshit

 

[Kate]

That is some amazing surgery.

 

[Nzoric]

I have no idea why he sued her, it's a very nice thing of her that she doesn't look like a zombie anymore. If you're unsatisfied with how you look and have the possibility to change it, by all means do it.

 

[Osman]

I'm feeling all Albert-esque suddenly:

 

[Nzoric]

The amount of pelvic thrusting in that video is getting pedo bear all hot and bothered.

 

[Tacchinardi3]

oh s-hit dudes i broke the bro code... i admit it i f-ucked up. i called and canceled on her tomorrow

it must have been the god damn weed... wtf was i thinking.

i have to tell the dude right? i'm thinking of calling him now... or should it be in person? but then he might want to kick my ass. i gotta find my baseball bat.

 

[Nzoric]

oh s-hit dudes i broke the bro code... i admit it i f-ucked up. i called and canceled on her tomorrow

it must have been the god damn weed... wtf was i thinking.

i have to tell the dude right? i'm thinking of calling him now... or should it be in person? but then he might want to kick my ass. i gotta find my baseball bat.

If you really want to show your regret then you need following:

1 pair of pink crocks
1 x purple sweatpants
1x white t-shirt with meatball stains
1x tie with small santa's on it
1x supporting horizontal piece of tubing
1x stool
1x tape recorder
Mount the stool under the piece of pipe fully dressed in the outfit, tie the other end of your tie to the pipe. Press "record" and kick away the stool. Confess as you're dying

Spoiler

If he really kills himself I take no responsibility

 

[Osman]

oh s-hit dudes i broke the bro code... i admit it i f-ucked up. i called and canceled on her tomorrow

it must have been the god damn weed... wtf was i thinking.

i have to tell the dude right? i'm thinking of calling him now... or should it be in person? but then he might want to kick my ass. i gotta find my baseball bat.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No need to apologise.

Better safe than sorry.

 

[swag]

I can't blame the guy.

What's hilarious is that this was on KTLA news in L.A. This thread is littered with my jokes about KTLA news and the plastic surgery requirements for their newscasters.

e.g.:
http://forum.juventuz.org/threads/25092-What-Are-You-Doing-Right-Now?p=3886886#post3886886

http://forum.juventuz.org/threads/25092-What-Are-You-Doing-Right-Now?p=3702683#post3702683