What Are You Doing Right Now? (174 Viewers)

[Kate]

How you doin'?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Enron]

Indoor/Artificial pitch i guess.

Only cost me 25 Dollar because of 70 % discount.

Nice.

 

[Lilith]

How you doin'?

Better now that you're here.

 

[Kate]

Better now that you're here.

But seriously, what's up?

 

[Lilith]

@Kate, did you finish the crap that was 50 Shades of Grey?

 

[Maddy]

But think of the excitement, trapping the next person who steps into your booth like a black widow spider, and being open to whatever gender presents itself as you present your nutsack with your pants around your ankles...

Took a while to answer 'cause man.. that's written Viagra

 

[Lilith]

But seriously, what's up?

Just sitting here thinking about the topic Salvo brought up a few weeks ago. The conversation you guys were having steered my brain in that direction for some reason. Let me see if I can find it.


Ok here we go:

May I ask...Why is it that people are such bad kissers? Why do people start with tongue...Like why do people just try to eat your face.

 

[swag]

Indoor/Artificial pitch i guess.

Only cost me 25 Dollar because of 70 % discount.

70%? That's gotta be at least 4 fingers.

Took a while to answer 'cause man.. that's written Viagra

I'm sure all the ladeez got wet over that bit of prose. I got 99 shades and but grey ain't one.

 

[Nzoric]

Mods, suit up. I'm going on an AC trolling campaign.

 

[swag]

Don't make me go back there.

 

[Nzoric]

I got 99 shades and but grey ain't one.

That joke wouldn't be funny if you weren't an older, white male

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Don't make me go back there.

Did he report me?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Fuck, I thought you were him, especially when you said you like cuddling.

 

[Kate]

@Kate, did you finish the crap that was 50 Shades of Grey?

Jesus, I read about ten pages and had to heave. So I just skipped to the sex scenes. You?

 

[swag]

That joke wouldn't be funny if you weren't an older, white male

I aim to please. Just not without the help of a catheter.

 

[ALC]

Just sitting here thinking about the topic Salvo brought up a few weeks ago. The conversation you guys were having steered my brain in that direction for some reason. Let me see if I can find it.


Ok here we go:

It's funny that Salvo is the one complaining about it.

Fuck, I thought you were him, especially when you said you like cuddling.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Can I ask how many guys here have actually banged prostitutes?

 

[Maddy]

I aim to please. Just not without the help of a catheter.

I like your coffee blog.

Got my own bread and cake blog in mind when I get the time.

 

[Nzoric]

Can I ask how many guys here have actually banged prostitutes?

Once.

 

[Kate]

Can I ask how many guys here have actually banged prostitutes?

That would be interesting to know. I do know a prostitute, if that counts.

 

[ALC]

Can I ask how many guys here have actually banged prostitutes?

Won't do it unless it's an expensive one. Like Nzoric said, the only ones I can afford ain't worth it.