So you're a Stoke City fan now? I am not.
X Æ A-12 Senior Member Contributor Sep 6, 2012 #269,981 Sep 4, 2006 88,218 Sep 6, 2012 #269,981 X Æ A-12 Sep 6, 2012 Gordon Bombay said: So you're a Stoke City fan now? Click to expand... I am not. Buy on AliExpress.com
Gordon Bombay said: So you're a Stoke City fan now? Click to expand... I am not. Buy on AliExpress.com
IrishZebra Western Imperialist Sep 6, 2012 #269,982 Jun 18, 2006 23,327 Sep 6, 2012 #269,982 IrishZebra Sep 6, 2012 K said: So all the guys are watching TED, a film about a guy and a teddy bear, and all the girls are reading 50 shades of grey, a book about sex. Weird? You tell me. Click to expand... Well Teddy Bears are fucking awesome and men do sex, we don't read it.
K said: So all the guys are watching TED, a film about a guy and a teddy bear, and all the girls are reading 50 shades of grey, a book about sex. Weird? You tell me. Click to expand... Well Teddy Bears are fucking awesome and men do sex, we don't read it.
Maddy Oracle of Copenhagen Sep 6, 2012 #269,983 Jul 10, 2009 16,545 Sep 6, 2012 #269,983 Maddy Sep 6, 2012 IrishZebra said: Well Teddy Bears are fucking awesome and men do sex, we don't read it. Click to expand... Why would you read about sex when you can either have it or see it while having it with yourself.
IrishZebra said: Well Teddy Bears are fucking awesome and men do sex, we don't read it. Click to expand... Why would you read about sex when you can either have it or see it while having it with yourself.
Klin نحن الروبوتات Sep 6, 2012 #269,984 May 27, 2009 61,697 Sep 6, 2012 #269,984 Klin Sep 6, 2012 IrishZebra said: Well Teddy Bears are fucking awesome and men do sex, we don't read it. Click to expand... Maddy said: Why would you read about sex when you can either have it or see it while having it with yourself. Click to expand... Apparently, women at my workplace think it's classier reading about it than watching porn.
IrishZebra said: Well Teddy Bears are fucking awesome and men do sex, we don't read it. Click to expand... Maddy said: Why would you read about sex when you can either have it or see it while having it with yourself. Click to expand... Apparently, women at my workplace think it's classier reading about it than watching porn.
Enron Tickle Me Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #269,985 Oct 11, 2005 75,705 Sep 6, 2012 #269,985 Enron Sep 6, 2012 K said: Apparently, women at my workplace think it's classier reading about it than watching porn. Click to expand... I read somewhere that women prefer fantasy when masturbating. They're more cerebral than visual.
K said: Apparently, women at my workplace think it's classier reading about it than watching porn. Click to expand... I read somewhere that women prefer fantasy when masturbating. They're more cerebral than visual.
Klin نحن الروبوتات Sep 6, 2012 #269,986 May 27, 2009 61,697 Sep 6, 2012 #269,986 Klin Sep 6, 2012 Gordon Bombay said: I read somewhere that women prefer fantasy when masturbating. They're more cerebral than visual. Click to expand... That's just for ugly women.
Gordon Bombay said: I read somewhere that women prefer fantasy when masturbating. They're more cerebral than visual. Click to expand... That's just for ugly women.
Enron Tickle Me Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #269,987 Oct 11, 2005 75,705 Sep 6, 2012 #269,987 Enron Sep 6, 2012 K said: That's just for ugly women. Click to expand... What? Jackin off? Nah, all the ladies do it.
Maddy Oracle of Copenhagen Sep 6, 2012 #269,988 Jul 10, 2009 16,545 Sep 6, 2012 #269,988 Maddy Sep 6, 2012 Gordon Bombay said: I read somewhere that women prefer fantasy when masturbating. They're more cerebral than visual. Click to expand... You're right. They are more cerebral than visual. The other way around for us guys. That 50 Shades of Shit tho. What a terrible piece of writing
Gordon Bombay said: I read somewhere that women prefer fantasy when masturbating. They're more cerebral than visual. Click to expand... You're right. They are more cerebral than visual. The other way around for us guys. That 50 Shades of Shit tho. What a terrible piece of writing
Enron Tickle Me Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #269,989 Oct 11, 2005 75,705 Sep 6, 2012 #269,989 Enron Sep 6, 2012 Maddy said: You're right. They are more cerebral than visual. The other way around for us guys. That 50 Shades of Shit tho. What a terrible piece of writing Click to expand... I heard it was developed from Twilight fan fiction.
Maddy said: You're right. They are more cerebral than visual. The other way around for us guys. That 50 Shades of Shit tho. What a terrible piece of writing Click to expand... I heard it was developed from Twilight fan fiction.
Maddy Oracle of Copenhagen Sep 6, 2012 #269,990 Jul 10, 2009 16,545 Sep 6, 2012 #269,990 Maddy Sep 6, 2012 Gordon Bombay said: I heard it was developed from Twilight fan fiction. Click to expand... Nightmare date: "Go eat Sushi, watch Twillight, talk 50 Shades of Shit, get a Handjob & the she wants to cuddle"
Gordon Bombay said: I heard it was developed from Twilight fan fiction. Click to expand... Nightmare date: "Go eat Sushi, watch Twillight, talk 50 Shades of Shit, get a Handjob & the she wants to cuddle"
Nzoric Grazie Mirko Sep 6, 2012 #269,991 Jan 16, 2011 37,882 Sep 6, 2012 #269,991 Nzoric Sep 6, 2012 I agree on everything except the handjob. Cuddling can occasionally be nice, too.
ALC Ohaulick Sep 6, 2012 #269,992 Oct 28, 2010 46,632 Sep 6, 2012 #269,992 ALC Sep 6, 2012 Mer de Noms said: I agree on everything except the handjob. Cuddling can occasionally be nice, too. Click to expand... faggot alert
Mer de Noms said: I agree on everything except the handjob. Cuddling can occasionally be nice, too. Click to expand... faggot alert
Kate ♥ Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #269,993 Feb 7, 2011 18,598 Sep 6, 2012 #269,993 Kate Sep 6, 2012 K said: Apparently, women at my workplace think it's classier reading about it than watching porn. Click to expand... It can be better, more tantalising and you can actively picture someone attractive instead those ugly porn dudes. ---------- Post added 06.09.2012 at 18:32 ---------- K said: That's just for ugly women. Click to expand... Thanks.
K said: Apparently, women at my workplace think it's classier reading about it than watching porn. Click to expand... It can be better, more tantalising and you can actively picture someone attractive instead those ugly porn dudes. ---------- Post added 06.09.2012 at 18:32 ---------- K said: That's just for ugly women. Click to expand... Thanks.
Nzoric Grazie Mirko Sep 6, 2012 #269,994 Jan 16, 2011 37,882 Sep 6, 2012 #269,994 Nzoric Sep 6, 2012 Huitzilopochtli said: faggot alert Click to expand... Metro alert
Kate ♥ Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #269,995 Feb 7, 2011 18,598 Sep 6, 2012 #269,995 Kate Sep 6, 2012 Mer de Noms said: Metro alert Click to expand... They're the best.
Maddy Oracle of Copenhagen Sep 6, 2012 #269,996 Jul 10, 2009 16,545 Sep 6, 2012 #269,996 Maddy Sep 6, 2012 Mer de Noms said: I agree on everything except the handjob. Cuddling can occasionally be nice, too. Click to expand... Meh, change the handjob to fingering her then. Cuddling is something you do to your future wife. Not random heidi from down the corner.
Mer de Noms said: I agree on everything except the handjob. Cuddling can occasionally be nice, too. Click to expand... Meh, change the handjob to fingering her then. Cuddling is something you do to your future wife. Not random heidi from down the corner.
Enron Tickle Me Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #269,997 Oct 11, 2005 75,705 Sep 6, 2012 #269,997 Enron Sep 6, 2012 Maddy said: Nightmare date: "Go eat Sushi, watch Twillight, talk 50 Shades of Shit, get a Handjob & the she wants to cuddle" Click to expand... I'll take a handjob if it's in cargo shorts.
Maddy said: Nightmare date: "Go eat Sushi, watch Twillight, talk 50 Shades of Shit, get a Handjob & the she wants to cuddle" Click to expand... I'll take a handjob if it's in cargo shorts.
Nzoric Grazie Mirko Sep 6, 2012 #269,998 Jan 16, 2011 37,882 Sep 6, 2012 #269,998 Nzoric Sep 6, 2012 Kate said: They're the best. Click to expand... we are Maddy said: Meh, change the handjob to fingering her then. Cuddling is something you do to your future wife. Not random heidi from down the corner. Click to expand... Meh, my dick is so small that I use sex as warmup for fingering anyways. Heidi might be my future wife, they can be quite lovely. Btw, I've once hooked up with a Heidi at Heidis, how strange is that?
Kate said: They're the best. Click to expand... we are Maddy said: Meh, change the handjob to fingering her then. Cuddling is something you do to your future wife. Not random heidi from down the corner. Click to expand... Meh, my dick is so small that I use sex as warmup for fingering anyways. Heidi might be my future wife, they can be quite lovely. Btw, I've once hooked up with a Heidi at Heidis, how strange is that?
swag L'autista Administrator Sep 6, 2012 #269,999 Sep 23, 2003 84,955 Sep 6, 2012 #269,999 swag Sep 6, 2012 Random Heidi still having her back to school sale?
Enron Tickle Me Moderator Sep 6, 2012 #270,000 Oct 11, 2005 75,705 Sep 6, 2012 #270,000 Enron Sep 6, 2012 @swag: The 3 finger discount is good now til the end of Octoberfest.
