Fint

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Aug 13, 2010
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Went out on the Irish pub terrace at about 10.30pm and all of a sudden a massive fireworks display started.
Then a 20ft tall robotic Lady Godiva started walking past.
Then a goth gave me her number.
Then I high fived the Lord Mayor of Coventry.
Then some lightweight student prick fell onto me as I was sat down.
Then some guy told came up to me, I asked him whether he was asking for money, he said no, then 5 minutes of a story about mothers later he asked for 60p.
I told him I am Italian I do not know what that is, mi scusi.
Then I went to a 16th century pub and visited the worst gents I have ever seen, I almost threw up.
Then some random curly haired woman bought me a drink at the 40+ bar, I left 5 mins later.
Then a fat blonde girl pulled my hair, I told her to let go or I would kick her in the cunt.
Then I went to some shitty club that played 90s dance, the DJ was some reject from X-Factor.
Then some Indian guy told me I looked just like Jack Black, then repeated 'Tenacious D' like I don't know who Jack Black is.
I told him to fuck off, he smelled like Gandhi's flip flop.
Hujelinimohiuenguaneuh!

Regular Saturday night.
Sounds like an interesting night mate.

My Friday night went like this:

Met up with my mates for a few pints.
Few pints turned into a lot of pints.
Then off to the club where many rum n cokes were had

<insert memory file>


Wake up on my couch at 11am, people are angry with me.
 

Salvo

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Dec 17, 2007
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JuveJay

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Mar 6, 2007
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Ouch :lol: Or wait, how drunk or blind was the indian guy :D
He had odd starey eyes, looked like he was maybe Sri Lankan now, thinking about it. I look nothing like Jack Black, dude was wasted.

Sounds like an interesting night mate.

My Friday night went like this:

Met up with my mates for a few pints.
Few pints turned into a lot of pints.
Then off to the club where many rum n cokes were had

<insert memory file>


Wake up on my couch at 11am, people are angry with me.
:D They were doing 3 for 1 on VRBs and I walked home so I became able to make some kind of sense. Very odd night, thought I would post that before I forgot it when I woke up.
 

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