OK, I'll settle for humiliating any and all EPL clubs in the CL and having their primadonna English-language announcers flip out of their chairs, not knowing what the fuck hit them.
I don't get most of them. But if they involve Giovinco, I do. I don't know what it means...
Dammit, have to go back to court at 9am Monday for jury selection. I am gonna have lots of coffee and will get uber-tweaked beforehand to seem more menacing and dangerous to the other potential jurors.