What Are You Doing Right Now? (186 Viewers)

[Enron]

Maybe, I do get weird uncomfortable stomach aches (though they're not painful at all, just annoying) a few times a week now. Feels like gas bubbling in my bowels and it gives me gas too. In fact, it's happening right now

That's exactly what my buddy has. He thought he was lactose intolerant, but it turned out he has IBS. Either way I think both conditions are manageable.

 

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[icemaη]

Cats?

If you feed cows milk to a cat regularly, it's tummy gets fucked up.

 

[ZoSo]

That's exactly what my buddy has. He thought he was lactose intolerant, but it turned out he has IBS. Either way I think both conditions are manageable.

Should I go see a doctor?

 

[Enron]

Should I go see a doctor?

I would. Just to make sure you don't have some dietary issues or something. If anything, you might get pointed in the direction of a pill that will allow you to further your love of diary products.

 

[ZoSo]

Ok, thanks for the advice.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

If you feed cows milk to a cat regularly, it's tummy gets fucked up.

Oh ok.

BTW, I'm considering getting a cat after I quit work. Where do I go to get one, Asif?

 

[Enron]

Oh ok.

BTW, I'm considering getting a cat after I quit work. Where do I go to get one, Asif?

Outside?

 

[swag]

You might just have IBS.

True story: I order Italian books from them quite often.

I think humans are the only species that drink mild past their "childhood".

Never mind that we drink milk from a whole other species of animal.

Anyone who mixes coke and fucking scotch should die.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

You white peeps are so fragile

 

[ZoSo]

Oh ok.

BTW, I'm considering getting a cat after I quit work. Where do I go to get one, Asif?

Cats >>>>> Dogs

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You white peeps are so fragile

Pfff I can't even remember the last time I was sick or went to the doctor.

 

[Enron]

You white peeps are so fragile

Lactose intolerance isn't really a white thing though. It's primarily a brown people's bane, like sickle cell.

 

[ZoSo]

Lactose intolerance isn't really a white thing though. It's primarily a brown people's bane, like sickle cell.

Yeah isn't like 90% of Africa lactose intolerant?

So many bad jokes could be made out of that

 

[Osman]

Lol wut?

 

[ALC]

black people are lactose intolerant.

 

[Enron]

The numbers.

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/187249-overview#a0199

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Lactose intolerance isn't really a white thing though. It's primarily a brown people's bane, like sickle cell.

Well in a few particular diseases/disorders, yeah. But generally speaking white peeps are fragile. The unlimited allergies to the most silly things, inability to adapt to foreign weather, digestive system fails to cope with the food that only looks weird, armageddon when the food actually tastes weird, visits to doctor for the smallest of the issues.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Cats >>>>> Dogs

 

[Enron]

Well in a few particular diseases/disorders, yeah. But generally speaking white peeps are fragile. The unlimited allergies to the most silly things, inability to adapt to foreign weather, digestive system fails to cope with the food that only looks weird, armageddon when the food actually tastes weird, visits to doctor for the smallest of the issues.

True, but to be fair white people do live in places where you can just go to the doctor if you don't feel well. Personally, I've been to a doctor like 3 times in the last five years or so.

 

[ALC]

Well in a few particular diseases/disorders, yeah. But generally speaking white peeps are fragile. The unlimited allergies to the most silly things, inability to adapt to foreign weather, digestive system fails to cope with the food that only looks weird, armageddon when the food actually tastes weird, visits to doctor for the smallest of the issues.

Stop getting all of your ideas about white people from Dave Chappelle sketches

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That inability to adapt to foreign weather thing doesn't even make sense at all btw.

 

[swag]

Well in a few particular diseases/disorders, yeah. But generally speaking white peeps are fragile. The unlimited allergies to the most silly things, inability to adapt to foreign weather, digestive system fails to cope with the food that only looks weird, armageddon when the food actually tastes weird, visits to doctor for the smallest of the issues.

Yeah, but that's because without Asian flush syndrome to hold us in check, we just destroy our livers. :burke: