Was woken up by a nosey caller who just would not stop calling us despite no one picking up the call. Turned out to be an in-law who i could not remember. Bitch makes things awkward by asking me if i remember her.

Having been abruptly woken from my sleep and thus having a half-working brain, i had to say NO to that bitch! Fuck you, bitch!
My morning is officially ruined! My mood is gonna be terrible for the rest of the day. I need a hooker!
That's art.
But you forgot the:
You know, at the bottom of your colon, that no one does it better than i do, Greg! :cap: