What Are You Doing Right Now? (219 Viewers)

[Fred]

It does happen to me, but mostly in dry periods. Just came out of a 4month one, it was starting to become a steady occurance

Exactly.

 

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[Halabalu]

I do even worse than Janna.

I always set one of my alarams 40min earlier than the other alarm, so I can wake up turn it off and remember I still have 40min of sleep

I love this feeling. I did it today.

I do the same !!! Never adjust alarm on the proper time. But you have more development system using two alarms =) I had only one... and rearrange it every 10 minutes. And when I can't fall asleep in one of these 10 minutes period it is a sign thet its time to leave the bed =)

 

[KatieDiFran]

why? i'm always wearing tees and an easy jacket during winters (it's a bit strange when i go in a restaurant or sth like that, all the people are looking at me)..in the summers i go mad with only a shirt on. i'm not made for romania, i'm made for the north pole

how about we switch. you can live in canada

I hate the winter

 

[Azzurri7]

Rarely, but it does happen, especially when you have one of those dreams.

You've never woke up with a spot of semen in your underwear??

Only when I jizzed for the first time in my life. Dude, I woke up with hell lot of semen in my boxers, I was 13years old, woke up my father showed him and he was like you're a man now with a huuuuge smile on his face. 2nd or 3rd day he passed by my school took me for a ride spoke to me about everything concerning sex and then bought me 2packs of condoms


I love my old man.

 

[blondu]

get me a position for a zamboni driver for the maple leafs and you got yourself a new family

 

[Nzoric]

Come on man, seriously?

That must mean either that you have sex all the time or you masturbate too much. No other explanation for never jizzing after a nice dream.

Have you looked at Rab? He could get layed at a militant lesbian convention.

 

[Fred]

Only when I jizzed for the first time in my life. Dude, I woke up with hell lot of semen in my boxers, I was 13years old, woke up my father showed him and he was like you're a man now. 2nd or 3rd day he passed by my school took me for a ride spoke to me about everything concerning sex and then bought me 2packs of condoms


I love my old man.

You reached puberty quite fast, i jizzed the first time when i was 15, by that time i knew exactly what it was, so i didn't go through the awkward process of asking my folks about the weird sticky substance

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Rarely, but it does happen, especially when you have one of those dreams.

You've never woke up with a spot of semen in your underwear??

It's called nocturnal emission. And it used to happen to me when I was friggin' 16 YEARS OLD!

 

[Fred]

It's called nocturnal emission. And it used to happen to me when I was friggin' 16 YEARS OLD!

Same here, still happens from time to time though.

 

[Azzurri7]

Come on man, seriously?

That must mean either that you have sex all the time or you masturbate too much. No other explanation for never jizzing after a nice dream.

I don't have sex all the time, at least when I started working things dropped down a bit. But yeah I do have a good amount when needed which probably results in no wet dreams.

 

[blondu]

agreed, not having the usual sex life you're used to can make these dreams cum very often

 

[Azzurri7]

You reached puberty quite fast, i jizzed the first time when i was 15, by that time i knew exactly what it was, so i didn't go through the awkward process of asking my folks about the weird sticky substance

That's because I was surrounded by fucked up friends. I was the youngest and they'd be talking about masturbation 24/7. I used to go back home think of what they were saying and tell me what to do, play with my Toulalan for like fucking 1hour and nothing until that morning

 

[KatieDiFran]

I would like to introduce the love of my life to you guys.
Rosiiiiiii

 

[blondu]

hahahahah =)) giusseppe

 

[Azzurri7]

agreed, not having the usual sex life you're used to can make these dreams cum very often

Good one

Boy has to experience few things sexually before becoming a man. This way his wife wont have what to complain about when there's experience playing role in bed

Satisfied women/wife in bed don't complain much, they'd be always smiling

 

[Azzurri7]

Very nice of you Katieski, introducing a pig while we're discussing some more important things

 

[Nzoric]

I would like to introduce the love of my life to you guys.
Rosiiiiiii

I have no chance

 

[KatieDiFran]

Very nice of you Katieski, introducing a pig while we're discussing some more important things

I have no chance

muahahahahaaa

 

[Halabalu]

ahaha... amazing cross from jizzing theme to a pretty wild boar )))))

 

[blondu]

yep...until he has a wife or the love of his life (after 23 of course) a normal guy should experiment, and try to make a style of himself in bed ...satisfied women start smoking in bed afterwards, then they go searching in your closet for a tee or a shirt to wear over the night. in the morning if her smile fills you up, you did a good job