What Are You Doing Right Now? (721 Viewers)

[Itztli]

Hakuna Matata, bitches!

Got no worries for rest of your days?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ALC]

Just checked in my booking online for my trip to holland in a couple of weeks

Nice, what are you going there for? Vacation?

 

[ALC]

Got no worries for rest of your days?

Gay

 

[Itztli]

Gay

Well, he set me up for that.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Nice, what are you going there for? Vacation?

yeah short weekend away for my birthday, didn't particularly want to spend it here in england

 

[ALC]

Well, he set me up for that.

I would've done the same if I had though of it too.

 

[ALC]

yeah short weekend away for my birthday, didn't particularly want to spend it here in england

Nice, my bday's on december too.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

18th by any chance?

 

[ALC]

Nuh-uh 21. I hope that wasn't a dig at me

 

[Badass J Elkann]

nope just sucks to have a bd so close to xmas, this 1 present is both your xmas and birthday present excuse

 

[ALC]

Yeah, that's true. They do pull that shit.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

think from now on ill be a tight git as well and tell them that this present is either your xmas or birthday present, open it whenever you like but thats all you're getting from me this year.

 

[ALC]

Meh, it's not that big a deal to me.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Shaving.

 

[Itztli]

For Hustini?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Kid Cudi

 

[IliveForJuve]

My girlfriend will be here soon. Any suggestions?

 

[ZoSo]

Bake a cake and put on the top 'we're finished'.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Don't be a fool, wrap the tool.

 

[ZoSo]

Or do this:

i wake up in the morning punch against the wall to show the wall that im harder than him. then i go to the gym after that i go tanning then i will take a shower and use the hairgel after the shower, then i call a girl with my handy then i will use the parfum so that the girl gets shaky knees when she smells me. after i fucked her i will punch her in the nose and scream "ITS RED NOSE DAY BIATCH!"

Suli