What Are You Doing Right Now? (183 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Fail.

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So, how was everybody's weekend?

It was good.

 

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[Lapa]

It was good.

Thank you for sharing.

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My apartment looks like it was hit by a fucking nuclear bomb.

 

[swag]

Just woke up, i have raccoon eyes and a massive, massive headache.

That's what you get for doing the nasty with an alcoholic clown on a Saturday night.

I wouldn't have a relationship with a stolen boyfriend, but I don't see the problem in sleeping with them. If it wasn't me, it'd be somebody else. But then, I'm a massive bitch.

Time for another day of reading and essay planning

I second this. At some level, you learn to take people for what they are. You advertise yourself as a booty call, you get treated as a booty call. Which is fine for everyone involved if that's the expectation. But don't expect loyalty from a booty call.

Last night I went to the supermarket and I went through the beer section... I was like "dammit, I'm stronger than this" but then I saw a bottle of Guiness and Dos Equis. So, I bought those two bottles and I went home but I didn't drink them! When I got home I put them in the fridge (I wasn't going to drink them, I just needed to buy them, this is weird). Well, I wake up this morning and say "fuck it, I'll drink those beers" and I go to the fridge and I found nothing! My mom had drunk them last night!

Mom is still teaching you life lessons. That's good.

 

[swag]

Want to know how much of a sad geek I am? Yesterday I upgraded my older iPhone 3Gs for a new iPhone 4S. It literally took me about 5-6 hours to get everything configured properly.

Yes, even I can find a way to make dolt-worthy Apple devices incredibly complicated...

 

[ALC]

That's weird. I didn't really do much to mine other than set a new wallpaper. At least you're rocking the latest iPhone, that adds hip points

 

[Firestarter]

What's crackin' with y'all...

 

[ALC]

Chillen, hbu aushhay?

 

[Byrone]

Sweating like a mofo in this heat. Thank goodness i don't have plastic covered couches.

 

[Firestarter]

Leather?

RhiRhi needs to be my wife.

 

[ALC]

Leather?

RhiRhi needs to be my wife.

After I hit it first.

 

[swag]

That's weird. I didn't really do much to mine other than set a new wallpaper. At least you're rocking the latest iPhone, that adds hip points

I do things with iPhones at the machine level that make Android noodlers seem like infants.

 

[Byrone]

Leather?

RhiRhi needs to be my wife.

Yep but im laying on a towel now & i second what ALC said.

After I hit it first.

After me of course.

 

[Firestarter]

After I hit it first.

Yep but im laying on a towel now & i second what ALC said.

After me of course.

Yeah, oke, ladies first.

Imagine coming home to that everyday :lick: ...she wouldn't be at home tho smh.

 

[ALC]

I do things with iPhones at the machine level that make Android noodlers seem like infants.

lol, controlling robots and evil rocket launchers in the moon?

Yeah, oke, ladies first.

Imagine coming home to that everyday :lick: ...she wouldn't be at home tho smh.

Because she'd be getting porked by Byrone and I at some shoddy motel.

 

[blondu]

keep dreaming aush

 

[Firestarter]

Because she'd be getting porked by Byrone and I at some shoddy motel.

Yeah, keep thinking that buddy!

keep dreaming aush

Don't make me turn of your fire siren.

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Found the most gruesome way to kill Dusan: http://scanwiches.com/

 

[Byrone]

Yeah, oke, ladies first.

Imagine coming home to that everyday :lick: ...she wouldn't be at home tho smh.

She's more the banging but not interested in dating type for me.

Because she'd be getting porked by Byrone and I at some shoddy motel.

Dibbs on her vadge and excessive ball banging is a must.

 

[Firestarter]

She's more the banging but not interested in dating type for me.





Dibbs on her vadge and excessive ball banging is a must.

I called dibs bitches!

 

[ALC]

Found the most gruesome way to kill Dusan: http://scanwiches.com/

:lick:

Dibbs on her vadge and excessive ball banging is a must.

Can we switch like halfway or something?

 

[ALC]

I called dibs bitches!

It's alright, she'll be all warmed up for you