What Are You Doing Right Now? (275 Viewers)

[swag]

No, I can understand if you're married, but for a girl you've been with 3 months?

Some guys are like that with girls, whether married or just girlfriends. You know the kind -- the kind who spend their days without a girlfriend anguishing over when they will next get one. The people who aren't good being alone or by themselves for very long.

And it gets insanely worse once said friends have kids. Even your best of best friends. They totally fall off the planet pretty much.

I don't know why you're complaining. He'll end up buying all the booze, just leech off him until he hooks up with another girl.

Totally but that's life, he needs to learn.

Byrone is showing his worldly wisdom here, big time.

Exactly. Where's the balance? Has your whole life become one person? Those are the people that get hit hardest when the relationship gets rocky.

Yep. And they are who they are. Some of my best friends just can't be left alone with their personal demons. I'm glad when a woman fills that, even though it may put a real cramp on our interactions. Everybody still has to make an effort. But hey -- he's a good friend, I've known him a long time, and it could be 6 months since we chatted and we can pick up where we left off. Life is like that sometimes.

 

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[.zero]

And I'm back

why did you close the hottie thread, Greggo?

 

[Ford Prefect]

http://www.cracked.com/article_19488_14-luxury-sex-toys-extremely-rich-creepy_p2.html

Reading this, hilarious

Saw that yesterday - the masks are fucking weird

 

[Firestarter]

I see

everything here about friends combine with being in a relationship

That's the thing - you don't combine lol.

 

[Nzoric]

Saw that yesterday - the masks are fucking weird

Yeah, adjustable ears

Also the Mirror and the Out of Stock crystal handled whip and the Condoms where they spent three years researching the wrapping made me die

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

New signature.

 

[Jem83]

And I'm back

why did you close the hottie thread, Greggo?

Yeah, I was just about to post a pic of Pellissier's chick:

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What, the thing I wrote? I can see how it can be misunderstood

 

[Nzoric]

Why are you making up quotes in my name?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Why are you making up quotes in my name?

You are the Flying Spaghetti Monster? His Noodly Appendage?

 

[.zero]

Yeah, I was just about to post a pic of Pellissier's chick:

 

[Juve_fanatic]

What does it mean when your ex (who has a boyfriend) tells you that she wants to sleep with you and it is up to you to choose the time and place for it???? Its a first for me and im kinda confused..... Should i wait several days for it even though this weekend is the perfect time and i have the perfect place or should i tell her straight forward without any postponement that i chose this weekend for it???

 

[Byrone]

I have a throbbing head ache & every time i get into bed, it gets worse.

 

[Byrone]

What does it mean when your ex (who has a boyfriend) tells you that she wants to sleep with you and it is up to you to choose the time and place for it???? Its a first for me and im kinda confused..... Should i wait several days for it even though this weekend is the perfect time and i have the perfect place or should i tell her straight forward without any postponement that i chose this weekend for it???

You sound like a girl. Just fuck her & get it over with.

 

[Nzoric]

You are the Flying Spaghetti Monster? His Noodly Appendage?

When Yerbouti saw the crowds, he went up the mountain; and after he sat down, his disciples came to him.

Then he began to speak, and taught them, saying:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Spaghetti kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted with sautered fats.

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the noodle industry.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.

Blessed are the marinaraful, for they will receive marinara .

Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see Floods of Spaghetti.

Blessed are the pasta cookers, for they will be called children of God.

Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of Spaghetti heaven.

Blessed are you when people revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account.

Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in Spaghetti heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets before you.

Now spread the Message

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What does it mean when your ex (who has a boyfriend) tells you that she wants to sleep with you and it is up to you to choose the time and place for it???? Its a first for me and im kinda confused..... Should i wait several days for it even though this weekend is the perfect time and i have the perfect place or should i tell her straight forward without any postponement that i chose this weekend for it???

It means that she's cheating on her boyfriend, and that your manhood satisfies her more than her current boyfriend.

Just do it ASAP.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

When Yerbouti saw the crowds, he went up the mountain; and after he sat down, his disciples came to him.

Then he began to speak, and taught them, saying:

Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the Spaghetti kingdom of heaven.

Blessed are those who mourn, for they will be comforted with sautered fats.

Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the noodle industry.

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they will be filled.

Blessed are the marinaraful, for they will receive marinara .

Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see Floods of Spaghetti.

Blessed are the pasta cookers, for they will be called children of God.

Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness' sake, for theirs is the kingdom of Spaghetti heaven.

Blessed are you when people revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you falsely on my account.

Rejoice and be glad, for your reward is great in Spaghetti heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets before you.

Now spread the Message

You are indeed the holy Flying Spaghetti Monster in His human form. Thy will be done. I shall spread Your message. And then, your followers will enjoy everlasting pasta!

Ramen.

 

[Nzoric]

Good thing we don't have any openly Christian mods

 

[Juve_fanatic]

It means that she's cheating on her boyfriend, and that your manhood satisfies her more than her current boyfriend.

Just do it ASAP.

" [My Ex's name] choose when do you want us to see each other. Tonight, tomorrow night or Sunday night?" This cool and simple??

 

[.zero]

What does it mean when your ex (who has a boyfriend) tells you that she wants to sleep with you and it is up to you to choose the time and place for it???? Its a first for me and im kinda confused..... Should i wait several days for it even though this weekend is the perfect time and i have the perfect place or should i tell her straight forward without any postponement that i chose this weekend for it???

It means she's a skank but you still hit it regardless because you aren't gonna marry the trick