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WΏΏdy;3332111 said:
Why not,since i am drunk!
Well, i was stationed as med aid for Team Lotus (fuck them) I was supposed to be at the track at 7am this morning....I decided to stay up all night coz i was excited and also because my friends arrived drunk at 4 am and put some tequila in me as well. I fell asleep around 6 woke up at 12 and reached the track in my slippers 10 minutes after qualifying started.
Make matters worse the Indian GP organisers (fuck them too) decided to hold my camera and cell fone coz Govt workers are not allowed photography in the paddock or while working. My boss almost fired me on the spot but she likes me so i lived. Then i had to painfully watch schumacher struggle in qualifying and that douche hamilton qualify on the front row.
After quali i went sight seeing around the track and met this girl who was so bloody beautiful. She was getting on this Escorts hospital van and was apparently working with the marshalls. We talked for like 40 seconds and i probably lied 80 times to impress her. My first line was "hey i work for escorts too" which sounds dirty and also i have nver been to that hospital,then when she told me she works in her hometown branch i told her that's my hometown too and she tried hard to control that wtf face she had... I really think she likes me but that maybe my hangover,the dick marshall got her into the van and away she went. All i had was her name,where she works and her hometown.
I called the number on their van (they were everywhere!) and told their supervisor to gimme this girl's number since she left a bunch of keys in the office...the asshole didnt and instead sent a ugly dude to collect them.
Fuck the race and the parties! i need to find that girl B
ps...i'l post a pic from a few hours ago from the track just to show how messed up i arrived for work...i really was in my slippers
Well, i was stationed as med aid for Team Lotus (fuck them) I was supposed to be at the track at 7am this morning....I decided to stay up all night coz i was excited and also because my friends arrived drunk at 4 am and put some tequila in me as well. I fell asleep around 6 woke up at 12 and reached the track in my slippers 10 minutes after qualifying started.
Make matters worse the Indian GP organisers (fuck them too) decided to hold my camera and cell fone coz Govt workers are not allowed photography in the paddock or while working. My boss almost fired me on the spot but she likes me so i lived. Then i had to painfully watch schumacher struggle in qualifying and that douche hamilton qualify on the front row.
After quali i went sight seeing around the track and met this girl who was so bloody beautiful. She was getting on this Escorts hospital van and was apparently working with the marshalls. We talked for like 40 seconds and i probably lied 80 times to impress her. My first line was "hey i work for escorts too" which sounds dirty and also i have nver been to that hospital,then when she told me she works in her hometown branch i told her that's my hometown too and she tried hard to control that wtf face she had... I really think she likes me but that maybe my hangover,the dick marshall got her into the van and away she went. All i had was her name,where she works and her hometown.
I called the number on their van (they were everywhere!) and told their supervisor to gimme this girl's number since she left a bunch of keys in the office...the asshole didnt and instead sent a ugly dude to collect them.
Fuck the race and the parties! i need to find that girl B
ps...i'l post a pic from a few hours ago from the track just to show how messed up i arrived for work...i really was in my slippers
It isn't really an issue, is her hometown far from where you stay right now? If it's bloody far, i don't know any girl that's worth driving for a couple of hours & hundreds of km's for.
Sorry to say dude, with that shirt, you ain't getting laid... unless it's a guy
I am not making this up...
Today in the mail I received, with an address label addressed specifically to me, a copy of the magazine Latina.
No, really. Not even Latino, mind you, despite the tagline of "Stay connected to your culture" on the cover.
The cover stories include:
* The Latina Beauty Awards
* 34 of the best products for your skin, hair & nails
* Have a Latino Thanksgiving
* Is Your Man Too Machista?
WTF???
Today in the mail I received, with an address label addressed specifically to me, a copy of the magazine Latina.
No, really. Not even Latino, mind you, despite the tagline of "Stay connected to your culture" on the cover.
The cover stories include:
* The Latina Beauty Awards
* 34 of the best products for your skin, hair & nails
* Have a Latino Thanksgiving
* Is Your Man Too Machista?
WTF???
