What Are You Doing Right Now? (715 Viewers)

[.zero]

Because that's how their massage parlours roll.

Thats what keeps the customers coming back

Okay, i've just knocked one out that even i can't take, jesus.

Fight through it

take it in and hold it

She was white/Indonesian. She looked like a white girl just with tanner skin.

Did you get to smell her "indonesia"?

Debating whether or not to go to the Halloween rage on Saturday night.

Do it big E

 

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[Enron]

Do it big E

I probably will, but married couples can be the pits once they have kids.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Ok, so I slept for two hours. Now my brother is streaming, so I can't load porns or anything.

 

[.zero]

I probably will, but married couples can be the pits once they have kids.

True dat

 

[.zero]

Ok, so I slept for two hours. Now my brother is streaming, so I can't load porns or anything.

If he isn't streaming p0rn then what else is there to stream???

 

[Lapa]

Wadaap talking accounts?

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Fucking lousy day from the moment I woke up till the moment I got back home. Because of that, I'll have a beer.

 

[Dostoevsky]

If he isn't streaming p0rn then what else is there to stream???

Emptyhead is steaming a football match!

 

[Byrone]

There's always a possibility of plunder.

But there are other variable to consider.

It's an outside party near a river so I will most likely sleep in my car. The group of friends isn't really the "fun" crowd. They're cool people and a great time to have dinner with or go talk at a pub for a few hours. I'd say the probability of out reach "Legendary" status is less than 10%.

I might just set myself a time limit and keep sober.

Sounds like too much work, your way sounds like the best approach.

I probably will, but married couples can be the pits once they have kids.

Aint that the truth.

Ok, so I slept for two hours. Now my brother is streaming, so I can't load porns or anything.

Only idiots stream porn. Who the fuck wouldn't download the porn for later fappage?

Wadaap talking accounts?

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Fucking lousy day from the moment I woke up till the moment I got back home. Because of that, I'll have a beer.

Whaddup Lapa you drunkard.

 

[.zero]

Emptyhead is steaming a football match!

That is super gay

 

[.zero]

I'm tired as balls after all that indian food for lunch

time for some viet iced coffee

 

[Lapa]

Whaddup Lapa you drunkard.

:wth: Where did that come from?

Everything is okay...nothing more, nothing less. Just was some lousy fucking day.

B hey, what happened to that car that was stolen from you?

 

[swag]

Question of the day: What's the difference between Di Walli and Uchi Walli?

One involves people setting things on fire and blowing shit up. The other is a Pixar movie.

 

[Enron]

Emptyhead is steaming a football match!

Just sit next to him and start jerking off. He'll either punch you or leave the room.

 

[Byrone]

I'm tired as balls after all that indian food for lunch

time for some viet iced coffee

No love for mongolian man butter coffee?

:wth: Where did that come from?

Everything is okay...nothing more, nothing less. Just was some lousy fucking day.

B hey, what happened to that car that was stolen from you?

The insurance tried to worm their way out of paying but eventually they did. I couldn't get the same model i wanted so i used the money to pay off some debts.

 

[Enron]

Time for tea bitches!

 

[.zero]

If someone started to administer a hange on me then I certainly would not stop them

 

[Byrone]

Just sit next to him and start jerking off. He'll either punch you or leave the room.

That's an excellent solution to his problem. May i add a slight hint of sausage flesh on his brother's arm to really seal the deal.

 

[.zero]

No love for mongolian man butter coffee?

Thats a summertime beverage

 

[Lapa]

The insurance tried to worm their way out of paying but eventually they did. I couldn't get the same model i wanted so i used the money to pay off some debts.

Of course they did.

That's the way to do it!

Time for tea bitches!

Tea is fucking horrible.

 

[Byrone]

This Christmas, i think i'll put an apple on my penis tip & serve it on a silver platter.