What Are You Doing Right Now? (187 Viewers)

[Byrone]

It ruins the shower. There's only one correct order for the SSS.

Sometimes you have a turtle poop that wants to pop up after a shower. Can't avoid those.

I hear ya on that. You lose that fresh feeling in seconds.

Maybe we should carry lavender scented baby wipes when that happens?

Must be hard to type in the fetal position.

I'm trying my best not to be a total bitch but this place is fucking depressing.

 

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[Ford Prefect]

What is that?

Garam Masala, Cumin, Corriander, Onion, Garlic, Chilli, Potatos and Paneer, was tempted to put spinach in it but couldnt arsed to go out.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Shit, shower, shave time.

Shower before shave?

 

[The Curr]

Garam Masala, Cumin, Corriander, Onion, Garlic, Chilli, Potatos and Paneer, was tempted to put spinach in it but couldnt arsed to go out.

Sounds great.

Shower before shave?

Yes.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Yes.

Weird.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I feel like starting my whole day over again if I have to dook after showering.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

....that's why I'm a member of A.S.S.


American Shower Shitters

 

[The Curr]

Weird.

It seems to be the norm.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit shower shave
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=S S S

 

[Ford Prefect]

The right order is Shit-Shower-Shave

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I knew it as shit, shave, shower.

Shower after the shave to clean off the hair and sooth your face.

 

[ALC]

Nah, you gotta soften the hair up before you shave it.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I knew it as shit, shave, shower.

Shower after the shave to clean off the hair and sooth your face.

Having a shower first softens your skin and makes it easier to shave and also after you shower you've gotta dry out a bit.....why waste the time when you could shave.

 

[.zero]

I fucking hate my life right now, i wish i could go back in time & live my high school years forever.

AMEN

I hate it when i need to make a number two after getting out of the shower.

AMEN again

Shower before shave?

I shave in the shower so I'm like Andre 3000 while you numb nuts are William Hung of this game.

But you always doo-doo before the shave and shower

 

[The Curr]

I shave in the shower so I'm like Andre 3000 while you numb nuts are William Hung of this game.

A lot of people seem to do that. Do you not need a mirror?

 

[.zero]

A lot of people seem to do that. Do you not need a mirror?

Yea the wifey got me one of those fog-free mirrors thta are specifically made to be mounted in the shower with the notches to hang your razor with it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I normally shower and then shit in my hand and shave with that.

 

[.zero]

I normally shower and then shit in my hand and shave with that.

Why don't you just shave first and then shit in your hand while in the shower and then use it to make a shit beard on your face?

 

[The Curr]

Yea the wifey got me one of those fog-free mirrors thta are specifically made to be mounted in the shower with the notches to hang your razor with it.

I should get one of those. I didn't know they existed.

 

[The Curr]

Why don't you just shave first and then shit in your hand while in the shower and then use it to make a shit beard on your face?

You truly are a man of wisdom.

 

[Itztli]

Got my haircut.