What Are You Doing Right Now? (151 Viewers)

[X Æ A-12]

Ever been chased by a cow? that shit is scary.

 

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[Quetzalcoatl]

That must've been hysterical.

 

[X Æ A-12]

It was surprising. We were shooting cows with a bb gun and got too close to one we didn't see.

 

[swag]

Last year I was chased by a lion from a dead stop in an open vehicle. That got my blood pumping.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Last year I was chased by a lion from a dead stop in an open vehicle. That got my blood pumping.

Don't ride the train at the SF Zoo.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Ever been chased by a cow? that shit is scary.

In fact, Ive been horned in the ass by a cow. Getting chased by cows is not uncommon in India

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Is that gramatically right sheik? "horned in the ass"?

 

[X Æ A-12]

In fact, Ive been horned in the ass by a cow. Getting chased by cows is not uncommon in India

I can imagine. Are they free roam?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yup. Cows get to free roam in the city streets write often.

Is that gramatically right sheik? "horned in the ass"?

I don't know about that, but it find great.

 

[Zé Tahir]

That wouldn't be a problem if you guys starting eating them. They're so yummi!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That wouldn't be a problem if you guys starting eating them. They're so yummi!

SACRILEGE!

 

[WΏΏdy?]

I can imagine. Are they free roam?

In most of the smaller cities it is very very bad. You have cows,goats,stray dogs,chickens etc always on free roam. Stray dogs are the nuisance though,they sleep and rest during the day and come out in packs after midnight. They chase every passing vehicle and its not fun when you are moving fast on your motorbike. Ive been a part of and witnessed so many accidents because of this. But when im in a car i just take pleasure to foot the accelerator and run them fuckers over.

 

[Zé Tahir]

SACRILEGE!

Yeah, well in your great secular state there are those that don't consider it holy so break a piece off the cow to them. A life without beef kebabs is not worth living anyway

 

[X Æ A-12]

That wouldn't be a problem if you guys starting eating them. They're so yummi!

Exactly. Burgers are so tasty.

Especially when you add Bacon.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Beef is the best meat in the world. The best thing is the world.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Exactly. Burgers are so tasty.

Especially when you add Bacon.

Kosher bacon?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Yea I'm sure that's good too.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

You rebel.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

So hungry right now

 

[X Æ A-12]

Dammit, dude. I just brushed my teeth.