So while i was in angola, i had to meet up with a client at his house. Every time i got there, his annoying kid would do some really demonic & retarded shit. This past monday i setup my laptop with documents & some expensive demo stock in the lounge area. Like an idiot i didn't take the kid seriously when he told me he was gonna fuck up my day (the little shit really said that) & while i was discussing business with his dad the kid was running up & down the area. The demon child unhooked the hose pipe, opened the tap on full blast & ran into the lounge with the hose pipe. He sprayed the entire place with water, he damaged everything, the persian rug, the expensive demo stock, the 50 inch sony led & not to mention how drenched we were.
His dad gave him a solid ass kickin, i just wish i was there to lend a hand. Other than that it was a success, i got more than i bargained for but at least i scored big time.