So I'm watching TV with the neighbor. We were watching the last episode of South Park. Now I know folks like Deneb are haters, but the season has been pretty good thus far. And that last episode was actually pretty intense, with Stan thinking the whole world has gone to shit and his parents separating.
But the one song they finish the episode without farts is "Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac. And so I tell my neighbor that Stevie Nicks is half retarded because she writes song lyrics in it about reflections in snow-covered hills, etc., but she calls the song "Landslide" and not "Avalanche". A landslide is what you get when you don't have any snow. So WTF, right?
I don't think that was the answer he was looking for. So I turn off the TV and put on the Smashing Pumpkin's Pisces Iscariot...