What Are You Doing Right Now? (359 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

How many packs of cigarettes do you smash in a day?

Packs? Nah. I usually smoke 5 ciggies a day at work. Weekends it usually is about the same. I've never been one who finishes packs of cigarettes a day.

 

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[KatieDiFran]

And me!

thats great!!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Heeeey Sheik, have a nice one.

Oh I had a nice one alright. Had some whiskey and hookah. Now I'm just lying on the couch, waiting to go out and get some breakfast.

 

[Osman]

Heeeey Sheik, have a nice one.

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I'm off to bed now, see ya later. (and osman, I didn't mock your language...I couldn't since my own is so retarted).

Lol bouna notte kompis, and there's alot to mock about Sweden, language isnt on top of the list hehe, but who cares, its more fun mocking fucking danes

Swede, a Dane and a Norwegian found themselves deserted on a small island.

A Cannibal tribe lived on the island, and they imprisoned the three men.

The cannibals gave each of them a final wish.

First they asked the Norwegian.

The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more.

The cannibals went to find the wife.

After he saw his wife, the Norwegian was eaten, and the cannibals made a canoe out of his skin.

The Swede wanted to smoke one more cigarette.

He got his cigarette.

After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe.

Then came the Dane's turn - he wanted a fork.

He started to punch holes into himself, and yelled: "YOU WON'T MAKE A CANOE OUT OF ME!"

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I need water!

 

[KatieDiFran]

who's boredddddd

 

[KatieDiFran]

i is

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I am.

 

[KatieDiFran]

I am.

are you bored sheikski? or are you just correcting me? ;P

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Both, actually.

Alright, phone's low on battery. So see you later. Bye.

 

[KatieDiFran]

im soooooooooooo bored. i cant fall asleep

this just made me die
http://www.dump.com/2011/02/15/corgi-puppy-breakfast-swarm-video/

 

[Bjerknes]

Falling asleep is for loosers.

 

[KatieDiFran]

Falling asleep is for loosers.

sleep is awesome

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

im soooooooooooo bored. i cant fall asleep

this just made me die
http://www.dump.com/2011/02/15/corgi-puppy-breakfast-swarm-video/

Hah.

 

[Bjerknes]

Earth is sphere.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Earth is sphere.

No kidding!

 

[X Æ A-12]

I stack dollars and scrub brush, that's why I'm in Bur Bank

 

[Bjerknes]

If you, block the cash, we glockin' ass. I'ma put it in your chest like a Stockton pass!

 

[Kasaki]

There are known-knowns and there are known-unknowns, but there are also unknown-unknowns. Things that we don't know that we don't know!

 

[Christina]

So. tired.