What Are You Doing Right Now? (98 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Damn dude, you got serious.

I thought you wanted a serious answer, you chimp!

What are you talking about?

This girl I'm gonna go out with.

 

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[Kate]

That's the plan, yeah. I'll call her in a minute and ask her.

Sweet I am excited for you, but then I always am about other people's burgeoning relationships.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sweet I am excited for you, but then I always am about other people's burgeoning relationships.

I'm excited too. I'm intentionally not keeping my hopes up. Should keep me open for a surprise or two. We'll see.

 

[.zero]

Just got to the office

another day loaded with client meetings

 

[Enron]

Just got to the office

another day loaded with client meetings

Wear your Ballz Out Executive line and you won't have to worry about a thing.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I thought you wanted a serious answer, you chimp!

This girl I'm gonna go out with.

What's her name, age, and does she shave her hair diaper?

I did want a serious answer. I was wondering what they were...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Wear your Ballz Out Executive line and you won't have to worry about a thing.

Word.

 

[swag]

She looks kinda hot. :eyebrows:

It's about 30-32 degress Celsius here. That's not too hot. At least not when compared to other Indian cities.

Speaking of hot. Yeah -- at least you ain't Delhi this godforsaken time of year.

Nah, just at the moment and it was sort of unexpected. They are a great country. Money aside, I don't think many people would feel let down at Japan.

Japan would rock right now. All the wusses would stay away and you'd have the place to your tourist self for quite a while.

I agree. I would like to visit at some point, perhaps even live there for a while, but ultimately the culture differences might be too much for me.

What's not to like? Food a billion ways. Fetishized cuteness that would even make Janna's head spin. Everything is clean and efficient. People dress up and make an attempt to look good, as they do in Italy.

They may be a bit xeonophobic, but hey -- a white woman with blondish hair? You'd be a goddess. Everyone will want to have their picture taken with you.

Too bad Busta hasn't been a good artist since LONS.

More like Busta Hernia.

Just got to the office

another day loaded with client meetings

Pimpin' hos and clockin' a grip, yo.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

What's her name, age, and does she shave her hair diaper?

Ummm... I'll probably answer that later.

I did want a serious answer. I was wondering what they were...

Cool. Post any follow-ups if you wanna.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I want to lick your underside.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Nobody gets to lick my underside!

She looks kinda hot. :eyebrows:



Speaking of hot. Yeah -- at least you ain't Delhi this godforsaken time of year.

Indeed. Delhi is fucked up.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Are you still having rolling power outages?

 

[Kate]

What's not to like? Food a billion ways. Fetishized cuteness that would even make Janna's head spin. Everything is clean and efficient. People dress up and make an attempt to look good, as they do in Italy.

They may be a bit xeonophobic, but hey -- a white woman with blondish hair? You'd be a goddess. Everyone will want to have their picture taken with you.

Actually, knowing me I would enjoy all of that, especially the picture taking. It's a thought.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Are you still having rolling power outages?

Yeah, but they only last a few minutes. As long as it doesn't rain, the power supply is all good.

 

[swag]

Yeah, but they only last a few minutes. As long as it doesn't rain, the power supply is all good.

What you just described, Sheik, is called "India".

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Actually, knowing me I would enjoy all of that, especially the picture taking. It's a thought.

Wait, where was that?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What you just described, Sheik, is called "India".

What's the deal if it rains?

 

[Kate]

Wait, where was that?

Your underside.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Your underside.

Yea, the crabs would love to get their pictures taken with you.

 

[swag]

What's the deal if it rains?

Rain, shine -- doesn't matter all that much. The power goes out in India several times a day, and people don't even notice.

India is a country with a weak central government but entrepreneurial fringes. So there are complete failures to deliver the centralized basics reliably at times -- electricity, water, even roads -- so these private markets develop to fill in the gaps. People who sell generators, water, etc. So even the newest buildings are losing central power all the time but frequently shifting over to internal generator power. And back and forth.

It's kind of a trip to an outsider. But you gotta admire how people find a way to make a buck filling the gaps.