What Are You Doing Right Now? (163 Viewers)

[swag]

Good stuff. What kind will you replace it with?

130 bags of heroin.

Hey sexy lady, I like your flow.

I beg your pardon. She's wearing feminine protection.

I'm watching Iranian TV, because I'm fairly confident they won't be giving extensive coverage to the royal wedding.

Genius. How one wedding can create a nation of wannabe pipe-bombers.

She's being sad about something.

Oh, girls and their emotions...

 

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[Red]

You know, the ones with the vampire and the werewolf and they bang a girl at the same time and she doesn't know whose dick was biggest and she's confused about which one of them she wants to date now.

Sounds like an intellectual thriller.

 

[Firestarter]

 

[Kate]

She's being sad about something.

Ouch. We don't do sad, do we?

 

[Red]

She's being sad about something.

Give her a slap and tell her to pull herself together.

 

[Seven]

Ouch. We don't do sad, do we?

No, we don't. I'm not down with sad. Also, you know how pretty girls always try to work through their frustrations and sadness by ignoring guys and hoping they will come running to ask them what's wrong? I don't do that shit either.

 

[swag]

Ouch. We don't do sad, do we?

Basically, that was the story of one of my best friend's recent divorce.

 

[Seven]

On a bright note I reconnected with the girl I was in love with when I was 10. Hadn't seen her in 12 years. She's into.. well pretty much all the things I'm into. Also, oddly enough, she has just ended a relationship with a guy she suspects of having BPD.

She might be slutty though.

 

[Kate]

No, we don't. I'm not down with sad. Also, you know how pretty girls always try to work through their frustrations and sadness by ignoring guys and hoping they will come running to ask them what's wrong? I don't do that shit either.

Ah yes. I don't like that shit either. Want me to talk to her? :eyebrows:

 

[Seven]

Ah yes. I don't like that shit either. Want me to talk to her? :eyebrows:

Let the bitch wallow in her sadness. Fucking baby.

 

[Kate]

Let the bitch wallow in her sadness. Fucking baby.

You tell her, honey.

 

[swag]

What's with the sig, Andries? And when did you get a job in sales for penis enlargement pills?

 

[Seven]

What's with the sig, Andries? And when did you get a job in sales for penis enlargement pills?

You never watch good movies, do you?

It's always Asian porn for you. And that shit is just downright nasty.

 

[swag]

You never watch good movies, do you?

It's always Asian porn for you. And that shit is just downright nasty.

All that pig squealing. Yech. Not me.

I'm sure the Germans must say that about what I watch...

 

[Seven]

You up for some cocaine, Kat?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No he sounds like his mother.

Incorrect.

she'd eat you as a canape,i would say breakfast but...well...you aren't even a mouthfull


i keed,i keed

 

[Kate]

You up for some cocaine, Kat?

Hit me.

 

[Seven]

Hit me.

Girl, how many times am I going to hear you say that?

 

[Kate]

Girl, how many times am I going to hear you say that?

Let's get started and we'll find out.

 

[.zero]

You never watch good movies, do you?

It's always Asian porn for you. And that shit is just downright nasty.

Whats wrong with asian porn?