What Are You Doing Right Now? (153 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

i think i contracted ebola, who wants to kiss me?

Hell, if you really have Ebola, I'll lower myself to just sticking my hand inside that gelatinous sack that used to be your body cavity....

 

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[X Æ A-12]

I actually find it pretty commonplace, really. I mean, maybe it ain't gay sex per se, but Bessie Smith? Comon! "Put a little sugar in my bowl"?! Hello! And that shit was in the prudish 1920s.

Yea but Bessie Smith wasn't marketed at mainstream a.k.a. white Americans. Since she was black, her music was considered "race music" so she could get away with recording songs like "empty bed blues" since most white people would never have listened to it anyway. And the fact that she (or her lyrics at least) was straight certainly helped.

Little Richard was of course black too, but since he came a few years later it was considered acceptable to listen to his music as long as only Pat Boone performed it on tv.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

FUCK!

Just broke out the Yukon Jack, or what we used to call that Yuck-Yak back in school.

Shit will fry your retinas like a 50 KT fission bomb.

 

[Dragon]

i think i contracted ebola, who wants to kiss me?

Where?

 

[X Æ A-12]

i think i contracted ebola, who wants to kiss me?

Only vampires.


Don't get bummed out though, you are now the envy of every tween girl.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Where?

On his flesh sack.

 

[Dragon]

What did you guys think of the iPad 2?

 

[X Æ A-12]

It's the second ipad I won't be buying.

 

[Dragon]

Really? I wanna buy it in white

 

[Enron]

FUCK!

Just broke out the Yukon Jack, or what we used to call that Yuck-Yak back in school.

Shit will fry your retinas like a 50 KT fission bomb.

What happened to mid-week sobriety?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Really? I wanna buy it in white

Do you have an ipad?

 

[Enron]

What did you guys think of the iPad 2?

My dad got the iPad. It's neat, but I have no use for it.

 

[Bjerknes]

Time for the Red Wings vs. Sharks.

iPads are pointless if you have a nice laptop.

Your knowledge of the gay community impresses me, Kyle.

 

[Dragon]

Do you have an ipad?

Nope. I was thinking about getting a new computer but I think I'm gonna go with the iPad since all I ever do on my computer is browse the web and listen to music

 

[X Æ A-12]

Your knowledge of the gay community impresses me, Kyle.

You mean my knowledge of music. Bessie Smith wasn't gay.

 

[Dragon]

My dad got the iPad. It's neat, but I have no use for it.

I thought I wouldn't have no use for it but the new one has camera (so you can have video conferences) and I'm really interested in the apps for downloading books/magazines

 

[Bjerknes]

You mean my knowledge of music. Bessie Smith wasn't gay.

Now you're not winning any points with me.

 

[Enron]

I thought I wouldn't have no use for it but the new one has camera (so you can have video conferences) and I'm really interested in the apps for downloading books/magazines

He uses the books and magazines feature and internet surfs on it. He likes his gadgets.

 

[Dragon]

He uses the books and magazines feature and internet surfs on it. He likes his gadgets.

That's exactly what I wanna do with it. I wanna get the cheapest one but I fear 16GB won't be enough

 

[swag]

i think i contracted ebola, who wants to kiss me?

I went bowling today. For the first time in like 15 years. For work.

Can you contract ebola from bowling?

What did you guys think of the iPad 2?

You mean the iPhone Maxi 2?