What Are You Doing Right Now? (182 Viewers)

[Kate]

No, actually i was thinking about how you, me & Dusan would go on holiday in China, eating rat meat & swimming amongst communist sharks. Dusan & i were wearing red speedos & you were wearing a diaper & a bra made with m&m's.

Whilst googling pictures of mouldy sandwiches.

 

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[Lorena]

No, actually i was thinking about how you, me & Dusan would go on holiday in China, eating rat meat & swimming amongst communist sharks. Dusan & i were wearing red speedos & you were wearing a diaper & a bra made with m&m's.

Why China? Lets go to Turin instead!

And what the hell am I wearing??

 

[Lapa]

How come it started already? It is only Thursday...

I just came home from work and decided not to go to the school tomorrow, that's how.

 

[Byrone]

Do mean midnight?

Yeah, excuse me, i'm running on fumes here.

I said I was going home, not to sleep. It's only 6 here. Why up at 4!?

I always wake up at 4am. I need to get things in order as i have a heavy schedule starting from 7am.

I want to sleep and wake up at 5pm tomorrow.

 

[Lorena]

I just came home from work and decided not to go to the school tomorrow, that's how.

That's the spirit! Fridays are the best days for not going to school! You can easily say that you were also very sick the whole weekend so nobody can give you exams until Wednesday and won't be suspicious about your 'illnes'

 

[Lapa]

I always wake up at 4am. I need to get things in order as i have a heavy schedule starting from 7am.

That blows, me thinks.

 

[Byrone]

Why China? Lets go to Turin instead!

And what the hell am I wearing??

No, Italians don't like Serbs!

This:

Plus a bra made of this:

 

[Byrone]

That blows, me thinks.

That's what you would call being responsible.

 

[Lapa]

That's the spirit! Fridays are the best days for not going to school! You can easily say that you were also very sick the whole weekend so nobody can give you exams until Wednesday and won't be suspicious about your 'illnes'

Exams? I know nothing about those, never.

 

[Lorena]

WTF Byrone?? I demand something more appropriate!

 

[Lorena]

Exams? I know nothing about those, never.

You must always have a calculator or a mirror near to you and you won't have any problems! Write everything you need on it and that's it

 

[Byrone]

WTF Byrone?? I demand something more appropriate!

It is appropriate, stop complaining so much. You'll get wrinkles & that won't be great for all of us.

 

[Lapa]

That's what you would call being responsible.

You got me there.

 

[Klin]

WTF Byrone?? I demand something more appropriate!

That's like Dusan's face forcing a smile.

 

[Kate]

That's what you would call being responsible.

What is your actual job?

 

[Lorena]

It is appropriate, stop complaining so much. You'll get wrinkles & that won't be great for all of us.

You are right,Juve and Dinamo are giving me enough wrinkles than I need

But,still... I think I deserve better,specially if I'll cook the whole day!

 

[Lapa]

What is your actual job?

He doesn't have one, he's just rich.

 

[Byrone]

What is your actual job?

I run an import/export company.

You are right,Juve and Dinamo are giving me enough wrinkles than I need

But,still... I think I deserve better,specially if I'll cook the whole day!

Cooking is the least of your problems.

 

[Kate]

That's like Dusan's face forcing a smile.

 

[Byrone]

He doesn't have one, he's just rich.

I'm not rich. I need to borrow money from the bank to have fancy stuff, that means i'm a poser.