What Are You Doing Right Now? (276 Viewers)

[WΏΏdy?]

Not exactly. Many will make you suicidal before you even get that far.

i used to date a bipolar girl,the most difficult chick to get rid off...its true all that mental pressure is just not worth it..and on top of that she had A DOG!
that freaking dog was everywhere! on the bed on the eating table etc...and when the dog was around she used to talk to the dog and try to explain to him to stop hating me some dog persons might disagree with me but there is no fucking way a DOG understands an explanation:rolleyes2

They're fine until you wake up and they're straddling you with a knife in their hands murmuring about ending the worlds life-juice.

a sight like that in real life will make me gay forever

This one was very good in bed, but the cuddling was just weird

now you should have got her a dog..he would just replace the cuddling time and end up getting groomed

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

And choking. If you slide your thumb in her butt, the other hand must go around her neck.

A human accordion?

 

[Enron]

A human accordion?

Play it all night long.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just kiped some of these...

http://www.dmusastore.com/p-2339-vintage-1461.aspx

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Play it all night long.

Great Warren song...

 

[Red]

Just kiped some of these...

http://www.dmusastore.com/p-2339-vintage-1461.aspx

Should have got yourself a pair of bovver boots.

 

[Kasaki]

Good morning everyone. I bought an item on alibaba and this shit don't work how do I file a dispute? or somethin

 

[swag]

i used to date a bipolar girl,the most difficult chick to get rid off...its true all that mental pressure is just not worth it..and on top of that she had A DOG!
that freaking dog was everywhere! on the bed on the eating table etc...and when the dog was around she used to talk to the dog and try to explain to him to stop hating me some dog persons might disagree with me but there is no fucking way a DOG understands an explanation:rolleyes2

Funny. The most bipolar girl I was with also had a dog.

 

[swag]

Good morning everyone. I bought an item on alibaba and this shit don't work how do I file a dispute? or somethin

First, get a flight to Lagos.

 

[Kasaki]

First, get a flight to Lagos.

It was my dads dumb ass idea. I clearly told him don't do it and guess what he does? and worst of it he used some of my tuittion money

 

[swag]

Dude, I'd just start by connecting the seller directly and appealing to him first as if he is a legitimate business person. Start with respect and work you way down later if necessary. Most people are mostly ethical, and will respond in kind if afforded the opportunity.

And for all the guy knows, you may not be too ethical either... so it pays to start from a position of trust.

 

[Kasaki]

Dude, I'd just start by connecting the seller directly and appealing to him first as if he is a legitimate business person. Start with respect and work you way down later if necessary. Most people are mostly ethical, and will respond in kind if afforded the opportunity.

And for all the guy knows, you may not be too ethical either... so it pays to start from a position of trust.

I sent a message like "the wifi isn't working, any help?"
and this what he replys "click you receive item!"

then I messaged "Can I get a refund, I will pay return shipping"
"why!?! OH! This HOT item"
wtf. I'm bout to blow up all of asia

 

[swag]

wtf. I'm bout to blow up all of asia

I'll be happy with just China myself.

 

[Kasaki]

I'll be happy with just China myself.

When a Business man replies with OMG , it's kind of hard to take them seriously

 

[swag]

When a Business man replies with OMG , it's kind of hard to take them seriously

So she's 11. Maybe you can lure her as a sexual predator instead.

 

[Kasaki]

So she's 11. Maybe you can lure her as a sexual predator instead.

If she looks anything like this:

 

[swag]

If she looks anything like this:

Now you're talking. Ask if she's got a younger sister for me, OK?

 

[Kasaki]

After I get my money back, i'll pop the question. Don't u have plenty asians where u live?

 

[swag]

Yeah, here in SF we gots AZNs crawlin' outta the walls. But hey -- who ain't up for an occasional import?

 

[Kasaki]

Yeah, here in SF we gots AZNs crawlin' outta the walls. But hey -- who ain't up for an occasional import?

is it mostly sexy azn's or the ugly ones