Bjerknes

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Mar 16, 2004
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I had four of the strangest dreams ever last night.

The first one consisted of a few buddies and I attending some sort of conference only to find that it was taken over by human-like aliens. They all came into the venue at different times, signing a strange song while straggling in, and people were worshipping them. No idea what that was about.

Secondly, I had a smoking hot blond girlfriend who was begging me to have sex with her in front of her mother. :wth:

Third, I traveled down to Burke's house to find him being detained by a TSA-like agency. I asked him why and he claimed that he didn't follow the new ordinance that requires you to turn off your vehicle whenever you leave it. So now he's a supposedly a terrorist and heading to some sort of camp.

Lastly, after a Penn State football game, I kept trying to get beer from local stores but roving gangs kept showing up, jacking it from me. I fended off some of the thieves, but then more came along. For some reason, I kept returning to different stores after having the shit knocked out of me.

Must be a sign of things to come.
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I had four of the strangest dreams ever last night.

The first one consisted of a few buddies and I attending some sort of conference only to find that it was taken over by human-like aliens. They all came into the venue at different times, signing a strange song while straggling in, and people were worshipping them. No idea what that was about.
Andy, what did I tell you about hanging out with those Tea Partiers?

Secondly, I had a smoking hot blond girlfriend who was begging me to have sex with her in front of her mother. :wth:
I usually have that dream with Scarlett Johansson and Mother Teresa. (Your guess as to who plays what role.)

Just ate a whole pack of these:



Yum yum.
Prepare to lock the bathroom door.
 

swag

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