Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Í got asked at Hfc Haarlem and sc Buitenveldert, first 1 is a proffesional team in the second leaugue and the other one is from the club my dad plays.
That's cool as long as you don't fiddle with the little boys or smoke the grass.:D Do you get any perks, besides stealing football equipment? Also you working for free?

Ale ale sandro, ale ale sandroo. :D

I missed my chance though.
That's it, the Italian girls here were signing that during the WC.:D

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Nickano
I'm not your babe, i'm not your babe, Dusano
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke one cigarette & hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name Currsano.

:D

When did that happen? How come i never heard that story?
 

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Christina

vanilla pudding
Aug 21, 2006
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That's cool as long as you don't fiddle with the little boys or smoke the grass.:D Do you get any perks, besides stealing football equipment? Also you working for free?



That's it, the Italian girls here were signing that during the WC.:D

Don't call my name, don't call my name, Nickano
I'm not your babe, i'm not your babe, Dusano
Don't wanna kiss, don't wanna touch
Just smoke one cigarette & hush
Don't call my name, don't call my name Currsano.

:D

When did that happen? How come i never heard that story?
:lol: Change Currsano to Adriano!

Cause you were MIA. :( Juve played a friendly here and Ale was so close to me it was beautiful. He ended up throwing his shorts to fans and a guy from my school got them.
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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:lol: Change Currsano to Adriano!

Cause you were MIA. :( Juve played a friendly here and Ale was so close to me it was beautiful. He ended up throwing his shorts to fans and a guy from my school got them.
Currsano is great, play on words & makes our Irish friend seem like the real badass Cassano.:D

My bad.:oops:

Why didn't you grab him & hug him? How many times did you beg & bribe that guy from your school to give you those shorts?
 

Trezegol17

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Nov 1, 2006
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That's cool as long as you don't fiddle with the little boys or smoke the grass.:D Do you get any perks, besides stealing football equipment? Also you working for free?
Holly fuck man:D I'm not a priest:D I don't smoke when there are little kids around, i don't want to be a bad example.

They will pay for my course and i get o monthly fee, did not discuss the pirce yet but that will be sorted and yeah i will be fully sponsered :D

I'm not working for free bro, i'm a systemadmin at the biggest hospital in the Netherlands, i did went and teached IT in Kenya for 3 months for free tho :)
 

Christina

vanilla pudding
Aug 21, 2006
19,775
Currsano is great, play on words & makes our Irish friend seem like the real badass Cassano.:D

My bad.:oops:

Why didn't you grab him & hug him? How many times did you beg & bribe that guy from your school to give you those shorts?
Because there was a mob of people who didn't move! That's why I need a bulldozer in July. Actually, I figure most of the women there will be older than me so I can outrun them. Score! :D

He'd never give up those shorts.
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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Holly fuck man:D I'm not a priest:D I don't smoke when there are little kids around, i don't want to be a bad example.

They will pay for my course and i get o monthly fee, did not discuss the pirce yet but that will be sorted and yeah i will be fully sponsered :D

I'm not working for free bro, i'm a systemadmin at the biggest hospital in the Netherlands, i did went and teached IT in Kenya for 3 months for free tho :)
That's wrong.:lol:

You're a good role model.:tup: Kudos to you for giving your time to help others. Juventuz hero of the day!:star:

Because there was a mob of people who didn't move! That's why I need a bulldozer in July. Actually, I figure most of the women there will be older than me so I can outrun them. Score! :D

He'd never give up those shorts.
Do those silly Canadiens know who he really is?:D You didn't try & find out which hotel they were staying at?

You should aslo carry some mace & pepper spray just in case some of the other women get rough.

Well don't give up on the shorts, you should pimp out one of your friends to him, that should do the trick.:tup:
 

Christina

vanilla pudding
Aug 21, 2006
19,775
That's wrong.:lol:

You're a good role model.:tup: Kudos to you for giving your time to help others. Juventuz hero of the day!:star:



Do those silly Canadiens know who he really is?:D You didn't try & find out which hotel they were staying at?

You should aslo carry some mace & pepper spray just in case some of the other women get rough.

Well don't give up on the shorts, you should pimp out one of your friends to him, that should do the trick.:tup:
I'll just bring toothbrushes and they'll all run. :D
 

Byrone

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Dec 19, 2005
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So one of the korean reps from samsung came to check if we needed any stock today & he asked me if the driver came in for any deliveries. He asked me if it mattered because blacks all look the same.:shifty:
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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Aye, that'll be right.

Celtic today announced they won't be allowing Poppy sellers around Parkhead near Rememberance Day because it could offend their Irish fans.

Psuedo-Irish, terrorist-supporting cunts.
gotta love the SPL fixture machine pitting Hearts,the club in British football with the closest affinity with remembrance day, against Celtic and their pseudo-Oirish (worse than Italiens) fans...on November the 10th

cue booing from the unwashed weegie fuckers when the minutes silence goes ahead
 

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