This was fucking great.
The guy was trying to pitch silver and gold, and claimed that indicators show prices going 50 to 200% higher from here. When he said that, I asked him what indicators he was talking about, he asked, "sorry, can you repeat that?" I said, "you know, technical indicators. What technicals are showing that prices will do that?"
He said, "yeah, technical indicators. Did you know China is buying a lot of gold and silver, and that it would be good to get in before they buy more?"
I demanded, "name the tehcnical indicators, you know, like MACD, trendline anaylsis, Fibonaccis, moving averages, et cetera. Which ones are telling you that prices will rise at least 50%."
After all that, he said, "hey can you hold on for one moment, thank you." And he fucking hung up.