What Are You Doing Right Now? (299 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well, big divorce in the family coming up. The "perfect couple", my cousin and her Chi-Town millionaire accountant husband, are calling it quits. Someone has been cheating on the other.

Just goes to show that "perfection" might not really be so perfect.



My hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
Lyrical penis, can ya mother sew like a seamstress?

3/5

 

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[Bjerknes]

What the fuck, now I can't access ESPN3 when I could earlier today.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

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I like it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What the fuck, now I can't access ESPN3 when I could earlier today.

They read your wrap sheet, they don't let guys who got arrested for faggot charges watch shit.

 

[Enron]

My hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
Lyrical penis, can ya mother sew like a seamstress?

Stop tryin' to sound like Badfish
you rap like you's a faggot
stick to sucking dicks
and fuckinb whack gadgets

 

[Bjerknes]

They read your wrap sheet, they don't let guys who got arrested for faggot charges watch shit.

They used to be able to tell that I had Comcast. That's more important to them than having faggot charges.

 

[Bjerknes]

Stop tryin' to sound like Badfish
you rap like you's a faggot
stick to sucking dicks
and fuckinb whack gadgets

I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
Stickin' dick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
Before the Jews created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
The Canibus is spittin' til' he's spitless
50 bars of total dipshits, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every whack emcee alive on my spic dick
Verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
Took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit' it

 

[Enron]

I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
Stickin' dick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
Before the Jews created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
The Canibus is spittin' til' he's spitless
50 bars of total dipshits, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every whack emcee alive on my spic dick
Verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
Took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit' it

2/5

 

[Bjerknes]

2/5

Mics to the source?

IMO, that's one of Canibus' better tracks.

 

[Enron]

Mics to the source?

IMO, that's one of Canibus' better tracks.

I know, that's why you got such low scores. My drivel was at least orginal.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That 3/5 that I posted was about the 60% divorce rate in America.

 

[Enron]

Oh my Dad's 3k bicycle was stolen last night. Gotta do some detective work this week.

 

[Enron]

That 3/5 that I posted was about the 60% divorce rate in America.

I don't give a fuck.

 

[Bjerknes]

I know, that's why you got such low scores. My drivel was at least orginal.

You must have some energy in you tonight.

That 3/5 that I posted was about the 60% divorce rate in America.

60%? I would have guessed 40 or 50%. But both of my aunts on my dad's side had divorces, so I'm not too surprised.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Just came back from a nice trip to the beach. And by that I mean that I had to go and help some friends whose car overheated when they were trying to leave 9 in the night.

 

[Enron]

You must have some energy in you tonight.

I'm always a little amped after closing.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I like it.

I want to shorten it down and put it in my sig.

Stop tryin' to sound like Badfish
you rap like you's a faggot
stick to sucking dicks
and fuckinb whack gadgets

Yea dis nigga knows where its at.

 

[Enron]

Holy crap, I just read that some dude from the Cubs caught broken bat schrapnel to the chest today.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm always a little amped after closing.

It should be the opposite. Stop doing all those drugs.

Holy crap, I just read that some dude from the Cubs caught broken bat schrapnel to the chest today.

Link?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Holy crap, I just read that some dude from the Cubs caught broken bat schrapnel to the chest today.

Is he seriously injured?