What Are You Doing Right Now? (203 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

i'm gonna go to the bayern match if i won't work ..and that "circumface loves scarface" banner will be mine

I love it...

This better be jock-itch because I didn't get her number

Could also be heat rash.

Wait 2 weeks and see if your piss stream hurts...

 

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[IrishZebra]

I'm banking on jock itch because I've played football for 3 hours every day.

Sure the GP will tell me on the morrow:xfinger:

 

[.zero]

I'm banking on jock itch because I've played football for 3 hours every day.

Sure the GP will tell me on the morrow:xfinger:

God speed

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm banking on jock itch because I've played football for 3 hours every day.

Sure the GP will tell me on the morrow:xfinger:

Ohh, he'll tell you, tell you in a big way, honey...

 

[.zero]

Was she hot?

 

[.zero]

Decided to stay in for lunch, left over pasta mmmmmmmmmm

 

[IrishZebra]

Was she hot?

Not in the slightest.

 

[.zero]

Not in the slightest.

My sincerest condolences

We all make mistakes, some are just more difficult to recover from

 

[IrishZebra]

Don't count me Dripping just yet.

 

[.zero]

You're a fighter

I like that

 

[IrishZebra]

Don't you flirt with me I'll give you crotch rot

 

[.zero]

Thats a WMD you got festering down there now

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Was she hot?

Not in the slightest.

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You know who I just remembered I hated a hell of a lot?

Fuckin' Alan Smith, that blonde bastard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don't count me Dripping just yet.

You're a fighter

I like that

Don't you flirt with me I'll give you crotch rot

I will give you all Reverse Syphilis.

Syphbutt for short.

 

[.zero]

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You know who I just remembered I hated a hell of a lot?

Fuckin' Alan Smith, that blonde bastard.

Where is he at these days?

 

[Red]

You know who I just remembered I hated a hell of a lot?

Fuckin' Alan Smith, that blonde bastard.

Were you one of the folk who attacked his ambulance when he was going to hospital with a broken ankle?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I'm off. Gonna get something to eat, then a , then go home and watch the shitty 2nd half of the game.

 

[Red]

Where is he at these days?

Newcastle.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Were you one of the folk who attacked his ambulance when he was going to hospital with a broken ankle?

No, because if I was, neither he nor I would be here.

I'd have 72 whores in Paradise, and he'd be constantly ass raped by "Zed" from Pulp Fiction in Hell.

 

[icemaη]

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