IrishZebra

Western Imperialist
Jun 18, 2006
23,327
Dear sir/madam,

I am writing to you to express my interest in applying for the advertised position in your outlet in Swords.

I am honest, hard-working and flexible. I feel that I would have many skills to offer any prospective employer. have excellent interpersonal and communication skills as well as other skill sets such as IT and Teamwork. I was employed as a temporary clerical officer on a fixed term contract in X Street Garda Station in the summer of 2008 wherein I had the opportunity to put these skills into practice. The position required a person who was trustworthy and competent and I feel that I made a positive contribution to the work environment which is supported in the reference that
I received. I feel that a position in your business would require a similar level of commitment and trustworthiness.

I would be very appreciative if you would give m application due consideration.



Translation

Hey douchebag,

Give me a fucking job. I wrote god-damn policy paper of multiple murder cases I think I can handle Pandora charm braclets.

Ring me or fuck you


I'll send one, then the other if I don't hear back.
 

Buy on AliExpress.com
Apr 15, 2006
56,640
I just shaved my head off completely!!!! I do how ever look like a penis :D I hadtoo bec my hair is thinning out at a very scary rate :( any way I also got my self a new pair of shoes so it's not a dreadful day on all fronts
Nice. I shaved my head again. :tup:

English players in PES are ridiculously overrated! The England NT :andy2:

PS: Not to mention, the Italy NT AI plays me in DM when I'm clearly an AM! :wallbang:
 

Dragon

Senior Member
Apr 24, 2003
27,407
Dear sir/madam,

I am writing to you to express my interest in applying for the advertised position in your outlet in Swords.

I am honest, hard-working and flexible. I feel that I would have many skills to offer any prospective employer. have excellent interpersonal and communication skills as well as other skill sets such as IT and Teamwork. I was employed as a temporary clerical officer on a fixed term contract in X Street Garda Station in the summer of 2008 wherein I had the opportunity to put these skills into practice. The position required a person who was trustworthy and competent and I feel that I made a positive contribution to the work environment which is supported in the reference that
I received. I feel that a position in your business would require a similar level of commitment and trustworthiness.

I would be very appreciative if you would give m application due consideration.



Translation

Hey douchebag,

Give me a fucking job. I wrote god-damn policy paper of multiple murder cases I think I can handle Pandora charm braclets.

Ring me or fuck you


I'll send one, then the other if I don't hear back.
Good luck... Job hunting sucks
 

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