What Are You Doing Right Now? (303 Viewers)

[swag]

i find their existence(the actual people) sad and dispensable the world would be a better place without them

There's a point in life you try to get back at your high school oppressors either by becoming a suburban police officer or pulling pranks on 4chan, that much is true.

No power here, my laptop is out of juice. This company laptop will run out soon too

I love India

So true.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[IrishZebra]

Phew

 

[Zé Tahir]

FM crashes when I'm losing to Chelsea in EL in extra time :excited:

 

[Firestarter]

"crashes"

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

FM crashes when I'm losing to Chelsea in EL in extra time :excited:

Have you downloaded all of the patches?


I literally just started a new game with all cheats off managing for Unterhaching.

 

[Zé Tahir]

"crashes"

It really did. The FM Gods were looking out for me on this one.

Have you downloaded all of the patches?


I literally just started a new game with all cheats off managing for Unterhaching.

I haven't downloaded any patches.

What cheats?

 

[IrishZebra]

Linus Hallenius with the goal for Leeds, the young Swede signed for 40k now worth an estimate 5M just two seasons on

 

[Gabriel]

I'm bored.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

..To get to the other side.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It really did. The FM Gods were looking out for me on this one.



I haven't downloaded any patches.

What cheats?

GET ALL THE PATCHES, RIGHT NOW!!!!

(Cheats: When I edit the database and input me and Andy and Enron and a couple others who are the best players to ever walk the planet.)

Example, I loaded myself on and made myself 5 years younger (ie DOB 1990, not 1985) and when I was "20" I scored 43 goals in 33 Bundesliga appearances...

Linus Hallenius with the goal for Leeds, the young Swede signed for 40k now worth an estimate 5M just two seasons on

What?

 

[IrishZebra]

What do spinach and anal sex have in common?




If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.

 

[IrishZebra]

GET ALL THE PATCHES, RIGHT NOW!!!!

(Cheats: When I edit the database and input me and Andy and Enron and a couple others who are the best players to ever walk the planet.)

Example, I loaded myself on and made myself 5 years younger (ie DOB 1990, not 1985) and when I was "20" I scored 43 goals in 33 Bundesliga appearances...


What?

I bought a shit shit player in FM and for some weird reason he just scores boatloads of goals and I'm getting offers of 5M for him.

 

[X Æ A-12]

haha abuse is hilarious.

 

[The Curr]

I bought a shit shit player in FM and for some weird reason he just scores boatloads of goals and I'm getting offers of 5M for him.

For Juve?

 

[icemaη]

I thought today I could sleep early, but no, its already 0130 :frown2:

I'm off to bed. Goodnight folks. Keep it real.

 

[The Curr]

Nighty night, Icey Ice.

 

[IrishZebra]

For Juve?

Leeds.



What happens when a Jew with an erection runs into a wall?

He breaks his nose.


Why do Jews have double-glazing windows? So their kids can't hear the ice cream van coming.

How do you know when you're in a Jewish household? There's a fork in the sugar bowl.

How did copper wire get invented? Two jews grabbed for the same penny.

A Jewish boy goes up to his mom and asks "Can I have twenty dollars to go to the movies?" She replies "Fifteen dollars? Since when does it cost ten dollars to see a movie?"


Paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Holy crap! Lightning strike like 10 yards from my bedroom window. Scared the living shit out of me.

 

[Dostoevsky]

My poor baby!

You didn't shit your pants?

 

[Lapa]

Holy crap! Lightning strike like 10 yards from my bedroom window. Scared the living shit out of me.

Dude, that must have been something.

My poor baby!

You didn't shit your pants?

I almost thought your were worried.

I worked for 2 days and started the weekend a bit early. This is the way the life should be.

 

[blondu]

i just got home..a bit dizzy after 5 beers and damn i got home driving my car so again i risked my licence