What Are You Doing Right Now? (417 Viewers)

[Bisco]

Yes! I have to touch myself non-stop otherwise it's just a wrong shower.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Christina]

Why?

Because I'm not lazy!! And you would never insult me.

 

[.zero]

sorry for yr loss aaron.

He'll be fine, trust me

Because I'm not lazy!! And you would never insult me.

I wasn't insulting you homey

I was merely making an observation

 

[Christina]

He'll be fine, trust me



I wasn't insulting you homey

I was merely making an observation

That's what they all say...

 

[JCK]

[RANT]

Fucking idiot, I was in town for dinner. I parked my car went down to pay but the machine was off. I called their hotline and registered the problem, they took my license plate number and told me I can park the car for free.

The entrecote and fondant aux chocolat were amazing but three hours later I go to my car and see a ticket on it. I call that same number again and they say I should have written a paper saying what happened. Well why the fuck didn't they say that at first?

And the cunt on the phone said that this line cannot help, I should call another number tomorrow. Fucking cunts[/RANT]

 

[Red]

I bought a jacket and a t shirt for 50e

Both are :toast:

Pic's.

No need to wear anything other than the new clothes.

I'm gonna pretend like you never said that.

I'm not lazy either.

I'm just energy efficient.

 

[JBF]

I used to have one of those chair massage. Yet this one, strangely, only made me suffer even worse backaches.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

“Tottenham have bid €35m, an offer we cannot refuse,” for Simon Kjaer and Edinson Cavani, confirmed Palermo President Maurizio Zamparini.

Is Zamparini playing FM?

 

[Dostoevsky]

Pic's.

No need to wear anything other than the new clothes.

I don't have a camera anymore.

Ask Fred to describe you from his imagination.

 

[.zero]

Sluggish day boys and girls

 

[Fred]

You know how i feel about sausages Dusan, don't ask me to describe them

 

[.zero]

You know how i feel about sausages Dusan, don't ask me to describe them

What about weiners?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Its 100 fucking degrees outside and my parents are to cheap to get air conditioning.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Its 100 fucking degrees outside and my parents are to cheap to get air conditioning.

maybe they care about the environment?

its fucking hot in britain and its midnight

 

[X Æ A-12]

No, they're just cheap.

It was freezing last week and now I could fill a swimming pool with he sweat dripping off my balls. The weather just can't get it right.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Anywhere near 31C?

 

[Fred]

Anywhere near 47 fucking degrees??

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Damn!

 

[X Æ A-12]

Anywhere near 31C?

Yea its hotter than that here.

 

[Ford Prefect]

right i deleted my ex from all contact and told her not to talk to me and shes been going through my pictures on fb and tagged herself in them, wtf?